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I want to be a chemistry teacher so I can set stuff on fire and shout "CHEMISTRY!!!"

gale thinking he’s an option when in mockingjay katniss was like “well if i can’t have peeta i might as well die”

Lightning Struck a Flock of Witches

— by William Holbrook Beard

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

One of the better things about the 90s internet is that everyone thought having [type of product] dot com was the Key to Success. There's all these stories about people buying the url pizza.com and selling it for millions before everyone realized it actually made more sense for companies to have their own sites but imagine if that took off. Your first thought for pizza is to just type in pizza dot com and hope that chain has a location near you. And if they don't you have to try pizza2.com. That's the second possible pizza website, better hope it works or before you know it you'll be ordering off pizza103.com

Where the Crawdads sing

please tell me about a book that you love. ☺️

YES BISEXUAL BRETHEREN

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

“match my freak” how about you match my poetic misery instead

Here's a shiny UFO