👑Kings And Queens👑

This, them. Every time, all the time, forever

Crush

Almost everyone in the fandom seems to agree that Lance made up the rivalry because of his repressed emotions towards Keith. Because he's a disaster and Keith's a disaster and their emotions are a disaster.

I feel like Keith would have some kind of sorting system in his head where he categorizes people by their importance and threat level. Shiro, for example, would be given an importance of 5/10 (that's really high) and a threat level of 3.5. (that's pretty low, Shiro may look scary, but Keith learns really fast that he's just a pile of emotional mush trapped in a disproportionally body.)

All of the students at the Garrison are automatically categorized as -3/10 in both importance and threat level, except Griffin who gets a -300/10 for importance and 8/10 for threat level. (he's evil and is absolutely asking to be punched anytime he opens his mouth, except adults will favor anyone over Keith so Griffin can get away with crap while Keith has to deal with his temper, hence the high threat level.)

So, Lance would automatically be place really low, and once you're placed low, it takes a whole lot to get Keith to notice you. He doesn't do it on purpose, even the categories are automatic and he barely thinks about it, also he's face blind and really honestly hates the Garrison and has only stayed this long because Adam is nice and a good cook (and Shiro is kinda ok too).

At most, maybe Keith would go, 'hey that dude's kinda cute,' at some point while people watching, but he thinks that fairly often and would forget the face in seconds. (He's not picky, okay?)

Like, compared to Keith, Lance's obliviousness is NOTHING. All it would take for him to realize the dumb crush is for Hunk to go, 'Lance, bud, I love you, but please for the love of garlic knots, stop your aggressive flirting with Keith.' And Lance would get all red and sputter out, 'What??? No! Keith? Ew? What no! He's so hot-headed and stubborn and can't talk to people to save his life, and sure objectively his eyes are kinda pretty and he seems to have some messed up-half dead sense of humor in in him and, oh. oh. OH.' And that would be that. (Pidge would pop her head into the room and pass a $10 bill to Hunk. (Where did the money come from? What are they gonna use it for in space?? No one knows.))

Keith would be some sort of repressed demiromantic or maybe he just doesn't give enough of a crap about people or maybe he gives too much of a crap and all of his feelings are too muddled up for him to identify the crush. Whatever it is, he does not get it till Shiro grips him by the shoulders and yells it in his face.

And then Keith can't look at Lance without his whole face turning red.

He's a mess.

They're both huge stupid messes.

And the team is sick of them.

(Keith moves Lance's threat level up to 38/10)

I was reading the "Whos gonna die in cot" theories when i remembered something about the epilogue of clockwork princess.

When Tessa is remembering Wills death (sorry, ik we all hate to remember this but hang in there) and she was thinking of all the family they had. And so i read it back, and found this

Um, sorry, but uhhh WHAT HAPPENED TO THOMAS ??? Like is this how Cassandra is breaking the news to us, does thomas die ? PLS NOO, do Thomas and Alastair ever get together. WAHT HAPPENS TO HIM ???

OMG ALSO "Cecy's blue eyed boys" ... kit ? Cass pls dont take him. Both Anna and Alexander have blue eyes, and ik Anna is explained as a girl, she could have changed to being seen as a male, i mean we all know what she does, but if one of the "blue eyed boys" is anna, and the other alexander, THEN WHAT HAPPENS TO KIT ?? He has brown eyes, does he die ?? Cass pls dont do this to us.

Wow, so in conclusion, both THOMAS and CHRISTOPHER are either not at Will's death (which is weird, like y would they not be yk) OR THEYRE DEAD. WE ALL KNOW THAT CASS SAID ITS AT LEAST ONE CHARACTER THAT DIES. OMG IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.

thanks cass.

Saga of Alec Lightwood's adventure in The Mortal Instruments feat. Clary, Jace

my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.

she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.

i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world

This, THIS.

THIS MADE MY DAY, hoping it might make urs too ;-;

Where to find the TLH extras for the #TLH reread challenge

This is a list of Extra Content for Cassandra Clare‘s The Last Hours which can be primarily found on her website or the fandom wikia.

I compiled this list in a chronological order instead of the publishing order for everyone who wants to take part in the TLH reread challenge. You can find more information about it on my tumblr blog in my pinned post or under the hashtag #tlh reread challenge

Happy reading!

Milo 💜

PRE-TLH

• The Whitechapel Fiend 1888

• A Lightwood Christmas Carol

• Lucy and Ghosts 1897

• Days Past: Lucie & Cordelia 1897

• Cirenworth Hall 1898

• The Anniversary 1899

• Nothing But Shadows 1899

• The Devils Tavern 1900

• The City of Bones 1900

• Days Past: Christopher 1901

• Cast Long Shadows 1901

• Every Exquisite Thing 1901

• The Midnight Heir 1903

• Letters from Lucie to Cordelia (directly before Chain of Gold)

Between Chain of Gold and Chain of Iron

• Letter from Ragnor to Magnus (during Chain of Gold)

• The Letter Game

• One Must Always Be Careful of Books

This is too cute not to share with others ❤️❤️

The Records of the Misadventures of a Group of Fools in Space

I love this it makes SO MUCH SENSE

Also ALASTAIR WOULD BE SO PROUD OF THOMAS LIKE SHOWING HIM OFF TO CORDELIA AND EVERYTHING

Okay so I possibly think too much about TSC BUT remember how James goes to the Carstairs' house for that awkward ass dinner in ChoI? I am genuinely baffled that his white British ass managed to eat the food without breathing fire because Persian food is generally pretty spicy (obviously I'm sure there are exceptions, but just roll with me for a second here). James absolutely seems like the type of guy who thinks that pepper is the pinnacle of spice.

So. What if a side effect of the bracelet is that James's taste is dulled in addition to his emotions and perception? He's just sitting there chomping away at the spiciest food possible and vibing because of Supernatural Mind Control and meanwhile none of the Carstairs notice because Our Lord and Saviour Alastair Carstairs is roasting Elias?

This is a funny idea to me on its own, but the idea of him going to his first dinner with the family post-bracelet is even funnier. They would all (rightfully) mock him horribly because he's sweating at the sight of food that he had absolutely no problem downing mere weeks ago. Cordelia is trying to figure out what's happening and James literally just cannot for the life of him figure it out. Cordelia asks Risa if she stopped adding milk to James's food and Risa is like "milk????? Why the hell do I need to adapt my recipes to his white ass??? I would never" and Cordelia's just scratching her head like ???? okay ????

Meanwhile Thomas is just chilling and eating his food because he's traveled a bit and likes trying new things, which has caused him to build up at least a bit of a spice tolerance. He's like "don't be a wimp, James, this is the most delicious homemade thing ever" and James is like HOW. THOMAS. HOW. And Alastair is just like, "that's my husband, bitches! Suck it, Cordelia!"

And Cordelia is still like ???????

This scene will forever live rent free in my brain for those sad moments.

There once was a man named Alec Lightwood, he did not make a pie 

I love this scene from COHF so much I just had to draw it XD

Scene by @cassandraclare