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Where to Get Free Condoms

ripSkyn sample (USA and Canada only)

Condomusa (shipping not included)

10 free condoms and 10 packets of lube (california only)

snakeskin lifestyle sample

ansell skyn sample (UK only)

endangered animal condoms (apply to distribute them)

red aware safe sex kit (UK only)

10 male condoms (LA county USA only)

condoms - number unspecified (washington DC USA only)

condoms - female condom and specialty brands included (phildelphia USA only)

condom finder (enter your location and find free condoms near you)

condom samples (select your country at the top of the page)

condoms - 3 male or female condoms (USA only)

ripnroll (okay they aren’t free but they do send you 12 free condoms with every order)

6 L condoms (must pay for shipping)

Listia (you do have to complete surveys for credits BUT you get totally free trustworthy condoms plus if you use that link you get an extra 1000 credits for signing up)

KY community (receive free samples of products before anyone else) 

ONE condoms fancorps (preform simple tasks to earn credits that can be used to buy condoms)

um that’s all i can think of right now but feel free to add to the list if you think of others. also feel free to message me if there is an error with any of the links

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i haven't rlly watched much anime so where do you think i should start?? & is there anywhere there's free streaming? xx

Ahh there’s a bunch of free streaming sites once u do a quick Google search

I think it all depends on what genre you like? A lot of people start off with attack on titan or Tokyo ghoul but those are REALLY intense

If u want something super cute with a nice plot try out Ao no Haru Ride

Sports anime are super fun too u can start off with Haikyuu!! Which is a volleyball anime and one of my favs. :-D I hope you find something you like!!

HOW DO YOU PUT LINKS IN UR BIO?!??! i've been trying but idk how

you gotta type out the html code !! so text :)

Hoe Tips Masterpost

Hygiene

Wipe front to back… lol

If you want soft feet: soak feet in hot water for 10 min, use a pumice stone to get rid of the dead skin then lotion your feet and put them in socks til the morning

Use men’s razors if you want to shave! (they’re cheaper and better quality than women’s razors)

Shaving Guide: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144880628132/major-key-alert-the-perfect-shave?is_related_post=1

Makeup (fuck-proof)

Nivea Men Post-Shave Balm (for primer… legit)

Hourglass Mineral Veil Primer

Becca Ultimate Coverage Complex Cream (foundation)

Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade

Kat Von D Ink Liner

Bobbi Brown Smokey Eye Mascara

Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray

General Tips for Hair and Skin…

Moisturize every day

Exfoliate at least once a week

Exfoliating your lips improves your life 100% trust me

Don’t use shampoos/conditioners with sulfates or silicones

Trim hair every 6 to 8 weeks to have healthy soft ends

Washing your pillowcase every week helps prevent acne

Skincare + Haircare Products

Lush products: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144760685062/pro-tip

DIY Ultimate Brow/Lash Growth Mixture: Mix coconut oil, vitamin E oil, castor oil and Vaseline and mix this all up. Put into an empty (and clean) mascara tube and put this on your brows and eyelashes nightly. If you don’t have a mascara tube to spare, a small container and q-tips will do just fine.

DIY Sugar Scrub: http://klarymalia.tumblr.com/post/144880744527/talk-about-tripping-okay-fellow-friends-and

Burt’s Bees Coconut Foot Cream???

Natural products to use:

Unrefined virgin coconut oil (on your nail beds, eyebrows, eyelashes, hair mask…)

Tea tree oil (helps with breakouts)

Apple cider vinegar (adding ½ cup to a bath resets your PH and you’ll smell + feel great)

Castor oil (for hair growth)

Shea butter… the best moisturizer

Lifestyle Tips

Put your undies in three categories:

1. I’m getting fucked today

2. I could be spontaneously fucked

3. Getting none today

On the days leading up to your period use a pad or pantiliner in your underwear to prevent staining b/c staining sucks

Shimmer body lotion makes anyone look radiant and sexier tbh

Be a confident hoe

Try to always wear sunscreen

Put perfume behind your ears, decolletage, inside of elbows + knees, wrists & inner thighs

Sleep naked or in a loose shirt when u can

Always Keep These With U

Sweats

Chill hoodie or tee

Comfy shoes

Spare undies

Makeup wipes

Condoms

Pads

Gum

Phone charger

Hairbrush

Hair-ties

Money for transportation

Deodorant

Waterbottle

Lotion

Diet

As ya’ll already know… water. Just drink it whenever you can throughout the day

Green tea

Reduce sugar intake

Cranberry juice (a cup every day)

Vitamin E pills (for healthy hair)

Fruits

Veggies

Sex

Sex tips: http://hotips.tumblr.com/post/141784574773/compilation-of-sex-tips

NEVER…

Go to bed with wet hair unless you wanna wake up to a world of frizz

Put oil on your lady after-shave if you plan on having sex later. Oil deteriorates condoms. Apply coco butter instead

Put lemon on your face!

Put sugar on your vag (yeast infection) or face (causes micro-tears, your facial skin is too sensitive for the large grains of sugar)

Cheat Sheets for Writing Body Language

We are always told to use body language in our writing. Sometimes, it’s easier said than written. I decided to create these cheat sheets to help you show a character’s state of mind. Obviously, a character may exhibit a number of these behaviours. For example, he may be shocked and angry, or shocked and happy. Use these combinations as needed.

by Amanda Patterson

Here are some cute things I’ve read recently involving boys who love boys~

Novels:

Captive Prince (detailed content warning)

The Foxhole Court (detailed content warning)

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (tw: mild violence)

Web comics:

Check, Please! (tw: past drug abuse)

Always Raining Here (tw: slight non-con)

You can use magicscroll to upload the epubs and read them in a browser.

Guys I neex a serious hoe tip, does anyone know of liquid eyeliner that doesn’t smudge during sex?

ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST

CLEANING

Dish soap

Laundry detergent

All-purpose cleaner

Hand soap

Broom

Mop

Wash cloths / rags

Vacuum

Dustpan

Lint roller

Sponges

KITCHENWARE

Plates

Bowls

Spoons

Forks

Knives

Glasses

Mugs

Tongs

Spatula

Plastic wrap

Ziplock baggies

Garbage bags

Paper towel

Tupperware

Ice tray

Oven mitts

Potato peeler

Mixing bowls

Frying pan

Pot

Baking sheet

Whisk

Stirring spoons / ladels

Tea infuser ball

Measuring cups

Strainer

Cutting board

Coffee maker

Kettle

Toaster

Magnets

Dry erase markers

Sticky notes

Microwave

Wire sponge

Trash bin

Recycling bin

Rubber gloves

Silverware organizer

Measuring spoons

Aluminum foil

Wax paper

Can opener

Bottle opener

Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.

LIVINGROOM

Sofa

Rocking chair (you know you want one)

Loveseat

Coasters

Blankets

Throw pillows

Coffee table

Book shelves

TV

TV stand

Floor lamp

End table

Stereo system / radio

BEDROOM

Mattress

Box spring

Bedframe

Linens

Sheets

Comforter

Hangers

Laundry hamper

Trash bin

Curtains

Pillows

Pillow cases

Night table

Alarm clock

Lamp

Dresser

Coat rack

Desk / vanity

Comfy chairs

DININGROOM

Dining table

Minimum of 2 chairs

Coasters

Placemat

Tablecloth

Tea lights /candles and candle holders

BATHROOM

Face clothes

Towel

Soap bar

Body wash

Shampoo

Conditioner

Tissues

Toilet paper

Trash bin

Plunger

Toilet cleaner

Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds

Hydrogen peroxide

Antibacterial ointment

First-Aid kit

Tweezers

Nail clippers

Band-aids

Shower rod

Shower curtain

Toothbrush

Toothpaste

Floss

Period products

Bathmat

Air freshener

Trash bin

Towel rod

Towels

MISCELLANEOUS

Elastic bands

Stapler

Stables

Paper clips

Needles and thread

AA / AAA batteries

Light bulbs

Extension cords

Scotch tape

Duct tape

Shovel

Rake (if you have a yard)

Stain remover

Jar of courters for laundry mat

Screw drivers

Hammer

Nails

Sticky tack

Screws

Box cutter / X-acto

Pliers

Wrench

Pens

Paper

Pencils

Pencil sharpener

Eraser

Welcome matt

Shoe rack

Coat rack

Flashlight

Flashlight batteries

Watch batteries

Rechargeable batteries and charger

Safe place to discard dead batteries

Candles

Matches

Lighter

Mini travel fans

Real fans

Emergency Survival kit

Fire extinguisher

Landline phone

Window air conditioner

Carbon monoxide alarm

Fire alarm

FOOD STUFF

Mustard

Ketchup

Mayo

Salt

Pepper

Baking soda

Flour

Eggs

Milk

Bread

Olive oil

Tea

Jam

Peanut-butter

Coffee grounds

Cereal

Rice

Pasta

Vegetable soup

Tomato sauce

Frozen vegetables

Crackers

Chickpeas / lentils

Apples

Oranges

Granola bars

Juice

Hot chocolate mix

Frozen meats

Pokemon + 5sos Stickers/Prints are now available at my redbubble store! 

Here’s the Link!!