How Many Signatures Do We Need Before Marlon Is Eligible To Date, It’s What The People Want

The marauders is one of those fandoms I tried so hard to not even look at because I knew I would become the most annoying person alive. Unfortunately I’m weak as shit and after catching 20 minutes of the half-blood Prince I’m now ass deep in fan fiction and Sirius has his grubby little paws firmly around my brain stem

Big fan of how unlike every other killer in the show, killing is genuinely just a hobby to Hannibal. He doesn’t spend all his time doing it, he actively goes months without it. Like he’s really just going ‘should I go to the theatre or eat my accountant’

How to feels to realize a hyperfixation of massive proportion is taking root directly into your brainstem and you now have something to make art about for the foreseeable future

Do you guys think William Afton used the Shaggy voice to lure the kids

Hate watching Twin Peaks because they’ll drop the most out of pocket line that goes hard as fuck but because of how ridiculous it is there is absolutely no situation where you can use it, “I like my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night” fuck you special agent Dale Cooper, I’ll kill you

Watching Severance with your family and watching them in turn realizing with horror that they’re going to have to watch slow burn old man yaoi staring Christopher Walken is an experience I cannot recommend enough

I have personally never tried crack cocaine but it can’t be that different from the feeling of finding a new doomed gay ship that you were previously completely unaware of

MY SHAYLA

Before Kendrick there was him

Miles truly doesn’t get enough credit for being the only chill mf on that island. They’ll be like ‘omg will you rescue us?’ And he’ll just go ‘wow, it’s been months get over it girl 🙄'