Watching Severance With Your Family And Watching Them In Turn Realizing With Horror That They’re Going

Everyone who says ‘it’s not that deep’ when people analyze and talk about media, I need you to know that I hate you personally, how does it feel to be mayor of frown town

I have personally never tried crack cocaine but it can’t be that different from the feeling of finding a new doomed gay ship that you were previously completely unaware of

Been reading Dracula and so far my favourite parts are when Jack Seward detours from writing about the undead bullshit to talk about some insane guy, they give Reinfield zero relation to the plot for the first half of the book other than Jack thinking he’s neat. Like yes king, tell me that work tea

When shit be going down on the island but you don’t really care because you’re just a chill guy

Every time I procrastinate I think about how Hannibal was not only practicing psychiatry, doing an absurd amount of hobbies, keeping an active social life and killing people BUT he also made time to horrifically manipulate his crush to lengths previously unheard of in human nature.

The marauders is one of those fandoms I tried so hard to not even look at because I knew I would become the most annoying person alive. Unfortunately I’m weak as shit and after catching 20 minutes of the half-blood Prince I’m now ass deep in fan fiction and Sirius has his grubby little paws firmly around my brain stem

Trying to explain Lost to your friends so they’ll watch it is more difficult than you think. ‘Yes they’re all stuck on this island but it’s also….weird” that’s deadass all you can say without spoiling it. I wish I could open with ‘it’s about two middle aged men making the most pathetic guys they could find fight to the death’ but finding that out is the fun part.

Is there a reason for this urge, like it’s genuinely been plaguing me for years and now my friends think I’m autistic

Do you ever have your mom get annoyed at you and feel the way traitors must have felt before being exiled from Rome

As someone who has personally experienced a gay situationship I feel like we should give more props to Gi-hun for managing to keep it together. I know if I had a deranged woman looking at me like that I’d be doing whatever she told me to do