REJOICE EVERYONE FOR I AM NO LONGER SICK
I still haven’t drawn porky crossdressing are you guys disappointed in me
Gonna draw a porky design for that one scene in fourside because HIS ASS WAS CROSSDRESSING‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Anal bust when I tell him to leave my fatass cat alone
Angle duck when I tell him I’m also gonna send him to the electric chair
(Yes that is my helmet for a cosplay)
I wanna show art of my ocs on here but what if one of them looks too similar to some guy named squingle von borgus III from the video game squelch master 7 or something
Who is ankle crust and why is he assaulting my fatass cat
Ok uhmmmm here are some appearance headcanons for porky because I said so.
I can’t really imagine his eye color too well, but what makes most sense to me is probably a very pale blue. His eyes are also kinda small, but he has long lashes.
His hair and face are pretty greasy. He has some acne, and his hair is kinda thick. His hair is a very vibrant blonde color, kinda golden ig?
He has lots of cuts and scrapes on his arms and legs from playing outside. His clothes are pretty dirty too, either they’re not washed often or he just gets them dirty the second he puts them on.
He’s pretty tall, and has a massive front tooth gap. Also his nails are like super dirty and short, he bites his nails frequently which is why.
ok that’s all
I love you porky earthbound I’m gonna project all my trauma onto you
Don’t tell anyone but porky from earthbound is secretly my favorite guy