I Love You Porky Earthbound I’m Gonna Project All My Trauma Onto You

Pets for the big forehead boy :)

Ok Ima go on a mini tangent here but I hate those aus where Elizabeth is like a manipulative annoying jerk who is super self centered, BRO??? 😭😭😭 I also hate those aus where the entire afton family hates Evan for some reason and he’s like an angsty depressed child who hates everyone???? Idk if this is just me but something about those aus just feels like really wrong

*pops out from hell again* here’s another one of these. *goes back to hell*

The little goblins who like my posts are all dead they have been shot

Why are all my favorite characters blonde

I still haven’t drawn porky crossdressing are you guys disappointed in me

Don’t tell anyone but porky from earthbound is secretly my favorite guy

Anal bust when I tell him to leave my fatass cat alone

Angle duck when I tell him I’m also gonna send him to the electric chair

(Yes that is my helmet for a cosplay)

I’m gonna kill myself im so fucking nauseous

This ain’t raight -bob velseb about to get fucking shot to death