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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

memeception

A pair of precious shoes

English added by me :)

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

I have to read this comic 🤣

Why did no one tell me there was an official gravity falls comic?

It’s some good extra canon-ish content

So to recap, our Jonthan:

Scurried down a wall lizard fashion

Slammed a shovel into the face of the captor who gaslit and abused him for months

Stolen Dracula’s keys

Stolen some of Dracula’s money

Signed off saying that he intends to climb down a cliff to death or freedom since anything is better than being a vampire

And intending on how you interpret it, he may have done all this with maybe a half-pint of blood in his body.

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The way Jonathan is trapped in a small set of rooms with such limited resources and a vague objective makes it feel like he's stuck in a point and click adventure game.

Where the solution is going to be something really stupid like:

Smash PLATE on GROUND

Use PLATE SHARDS on CURTAINS to obtain CLOTH

Tie CLOTH into BLINDFOLD

Go to Count's Subterranean Chamber

Use BLINDFOLD on Count

Search the Count's clothes for the KEYS

I clearly don't have a favorite merc, i don't know what you're talking about. 🤣 I like them all tho, maybe i'll do demoman next.

I felt like drawing him when i was re-reading the tf2 comics.

Finished this collab with the amazing @roirence!

Thank you so much! 

Photostudy from a long time ago.

i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”

all right so here's the schedule of when dracula daily will be updated, as gleaned from the archives

please share this, it was a pain in the ass

Redraw of this in honor of a very old book trending

Very delighted to see more people treating Dracula as a comedy

link! long hair! big shirt!

i'm on that dracula daily train lmao. here's a song about it

teaboo dracula confirmed

very glad bestie is having a nice time, was a bit worried when he didn't update yesterday

loving the way time and context has turned dracula into a comedy

I forgot I never posted this

We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

a 20′s Kanaynay for my part of the collab with papabrotiger, varurie and mrdespondency for Promstuck (which I think I can post now since the event’s done~)

Happy 4/13, y’all!

A study to practice light and shadows, feat dyonisus.

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The discworld reference 🤣

This is just The Magnus Institute.

“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited

Things the Fellowship has argued about

What name to call Aragorn

What name to call Gandalf

What to call their meals. Boromir thinks, if it is eaten at dinnertime, regardless of whether it is the first meal of the day or not, then it is dinner. Sam thinks it isn't proper to call the first meal of the day dinner. Aragorn suggests they combine the two words but now everyone is fighting over whether it should be called breakfast-dinnner or dinner-breakfast. The fight nearly becomes physical

Whether Legolas or Gimli is winning their daily argument with eachother

If hobbits are regular sized and everyone else is really big, or if everyone else is regular sized and hobbits are small

The same as above except with horses and ponies

If Gimli's beard is real or not. This one started as a joke between Merry and Pippin but then Legolas saw how mad it made Gimli and so continues to bring it up

Inter-hobbit fighting about whether it is called pot-ae-toes, pot-ah-toes, or taters

"Can Legolas really talk to trees, or is he just fucking with us?" Aragorn and Gandalf refuse to weigh in on this

Whether the Ent-draught caused Merry and Pippin to grow or if they just did that on their own. This fight is Pippin vs. Everyone Else

Whether the non-hobbits of the Fellowship would be Tooks, Brandybucks, or Bagginses. This argument is unintelligible to most of them, although Gandalf has the knowledge to be offended when Pippin suggests he would be a Took.

"What would happen if someone ate the ring?"

Fights over whether the elves, the dwarves, or the hobbits tell the story of the reclaiming of Erebor most accurately. Even though Gandalf was there, he just shrugs when anyone asks him

Which variety of pipeweed is the best kind. Merry threatened Gimli to a duel over this one

Who gets next watch

You know how we keep finding shitposts that accidentally predicted all the bullshit that's actually happening?

I'm gonna start making shitposts about good things happening.