All Right So Here's The Schedule Of When Dracula Daily Will Be Updated, As Gleaned From The Archives

I love 1 creepy eldritch horror doctor that looks like discount maleficient <3

Rhaenyra: how could they possibly believe I had a hand in this monstrous act?

Daemon:

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The discworld reference 🤣

This is just The Magnus Institute.

A purple elf woman, because nothing's stopping me from creating one. I usually draw with lineart, but I'm trying new things, so this is more semirealistic-ish.

Things the Fellowship has argued about

What name to call Aragorn

What name to call Gandalf

What to call their meals. Boromir thinks, if it is eaten at dinnertime, regardless of whether it is the first meal of the day or not, then it is dinner. Sam thinks it isn't proper to call the first meal of the day dinner. Aragorn suggests they combine the two words but now everyone is fighting over whether it should be called breakfast-dinnner or dinner-breakfast. The fight nearly becomes physical

Whether Legolas or Gimli is winning their daily argument with eachother

If hobbits are regular sized and everyone else is really big, or if everyone else is regular sized and hobbits are small

The same as above except with horses and ponies

If Gimli's beard is real or not. This one started as a joke between Merry and Pippin but then Legolas saw how mad it made Gimli and so continues to bring it up

Inter-hobbit fighting about whether it is called pot-ae-toes, pot-ah-toes, or taters

"Can Legolas really talk to trees, or is he just fucking with us?" Aragorn and Gandalf refuse to weigh in on this

Whether the Ent-draught caused Merry and Pippin to grow or if they just did that on their own. This fight is Pippin vs. Everyone Else

Whether the non-hobbits of the Fellowship would be Tooks, Brandybucks, or Bagginses. This argument is unintelligible to most of them, although Gandalf has the knowledge to be offended when Pippin suggests he would be a Took.

"What would happen if someone ate the ring?"

Fights over whether the elves, the dwarves, or the hobbits tell the story of the reclaiming of Erebor most accurately. Even though Gandalf was there, he just shrugs when anyone asks him

Which variety of pipeweed is the best kind. Merry threatened Gimli to a duel over this one

Who gets next watch

the great elk....

“The elk was huge, a great elk, ten feet tall at the shoulder, with a rack of antlers near as wide. The creature sank to his knees to let them mount. ”

Ok but the elk that Coldhands rides is 10 feet tall.

Its shoulder lenght is as tall as your average apartment wall!!!

(the heights in this pic are SHOULDER HEIGHTS for the animals)

IT’S HUGEEEE

Reigen still has a lot to learn

WHAT A DAY