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im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

Looking back on one of my old wips I think this might honestly be some of the most in character dialogue for the sides I've ever written

look me in the eyes. you are aware some asexual people have sex, right. you are aware some asexuals aren’t sex repulsed. you do not need to baby asexuals and act like the slightest mention of anything sexual will cause them to die of a heart attack 

if you’re reading this on mobile just know that i have two of those tumblr verified check marks now

Family quote of the day!

So, me and my mum are watching The Croods 2. Just chilling, having fun and laughing. The dog is laid right next to my seat, right? And she farts. It smells foul. So this is what happened next:

Me: *silently gags*

Me: *covers nose with hoodie*

Mum: *looks over confused and concerned*

Mum: has she just farted?

Me: *too disgusted to speak, nods silently*

Dog: *moves close to my mum*

Mum: remove thou offending arse from my sight!

Dog: *moves*

Cue me and mum bursting into a giggle fit for about 20 minutes and scaring my dad when he comes downstairs.

It was really funny. Do with this situation what you please - just make sure to tag me if you use it.

Why do you like sharks?

Uhm. So i think i just had an anxiety attack but idk if i did or not. My hands were shaking a lot, my heart was beating really fast and my throat felt really dry. But ive never felt like this before so idk if it was? Like other than the shaking hands it wouldnt have been obvious to anyone that anything was wrong.

Can anyone help me and tell me if it was an anxiety attack or not?

I'm a sucker for japhael-

Snow day headcanons (part 3)

Lottie drags Ellie outside after letting he sleep in.

Lola and Mickey are already outside, covered in snow, lollipops in their mouth

Obviously Lola, Mickey and Lottie start to make snowmen

Binah is babbling on about interesting snow facts while helping

Saskia tries to push Lottie down the hill

Jamie (with his superhero abilities) comes to stop her before she does

Ellie wants to sledge down said hill but Jamie’s like “Nope”

“Buzzkill”

Anastasia is stood against a tree, secretly admiring the snow

Lottie urges her to join in.

“I don’t want to catch a cold”

Joins in anyway

Raphael throws a snowball at Jamie.

Jamie: “Oh it’s on”

Snowball fight commences

You have Jamie, Lottie, Lola and Binah on one team

Then Raphael, Anastasia, Saskia and Mickey on the other

“I’ll protect you little princess”

Lottie’s all like “I don’t need protection”

Hides behind Ellie the whole time

Binah’s shots are so freakishly accurate that it’s scary

Jamie takes it way too seriously

“Binah, you go up front to attack, Ellie defend our base and our stash.”

“What about Lottie?”

“Lottie don’t touch ANYTHING”

“Oh ok”

Lola just let’s herself get hit

“Eek so cold!”

Jamie “Lola JUST MOVE OUT OF THE WAY”

We have the furious 1v1 that is Jamie vs Raphael

Ends with Jamie tackling Raphael and pinning him down IS THAT SEXUAL TENSION I SEE

“Ooh Jamie you’re so strong”

“You can pin me down anytime mon chéri” *wink*

Jamie, leans in closer: “Oh I will”

*then promptly gets up to go inside where everyone else is*

Raphael just lies in the snow for a little longer

“God I’m so gay.”

Lottie *sitting on Ellie’s lap with a mug of hot chocolate* “Where’s Raphael”

“Outside questioning his sexuality”

Ellie: “What did you do”

Lola caught a cold

So did Raphael (came back after 15 minutes of lying in the snow)

Anastasia and Saskia are just like “What did Jamie do to you”

“Nothing and everything”

Saskia “…right. do you want something to drink”