??? We Love Fat Tummies Here Idiot

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

Uhm...this bitch has a tiktok sound stuck in her head....and i can find the video or the sound!!

All i remember was "no, fuck ah-you~ you're the-" and it was in this voice and idk how to describe it its just AGGHH! I cant for the love of me remember what the rest of it was and its annoying me!

And there was this other sound that i was going to use as a reference in a fanfic i was writing (they are all on hold cause school- 😅😭) and i can only remember that it had something to do with swearing and cheating. I was going to use it in a bnha fic, y'know, shock class 1a that deku can in fact swear and isnt a cinnamon roll all the time?

Edit: I found this one! It was Boyfriend by Tyler Cassidy, now to find the first one!

So uhm, idk where im going with this...

If you have any ideas on the sounds could you like send a link for it? Or a link to a tiktok using it?

This is worse than when i have songs stuck in my head, someone help me please

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

‘boy i sure wish i was asleep,’ i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times

Family quote of the day!

So, me and my mum are watching The Croods 2. Just chilling, having fun and laughing. The dog is laid right next to my seat, right? And she farts. It smells foul. So this is what happened next:

Me: *silently gags*

Me: *covers nose with hoodie*

Mum: *looks over confused and concerned*

Mum: has she just farted?

Me: *too disgusted to speak, nods silently*

Dog: *moves close to my mum*

Mum: remove thou offending arse from my sight!

Dog: *moves*

Cue me and mum bursting into a giggle fit for about 20 minutes and scaring my dad when he comes downstairs.

It was really funny. Do with this situation what you please - just make sure to tag me if you use it.

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Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based

Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched

If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.

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Have a random doodle!

-I got bored in class😅

BE GÈ DO CRIMES!!!!!

🖤🤎❤🧡💛💚💙💜

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.