I Hurt My Fingie :(

I physically cannot gaud. It is literally impossible to want to see that more than me. Show me the goddamn itty bitty handcarved removable organs.

oh hey wanna see some antique ivory anatomical manikins complete with itty bitty handcarved removable organs?

Gaud, I adore you, but how DARE you point this out to us????

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

Puki yes

are you a substitute teacher tho?????

No, that would be hilarious though. I’d go to one class and make every student hate my guts, I’d be an asshole, they would want me dead. Then I’d go to the next class and put on a movie, give out candy, bring in donuts, have open discussions about how their lives are going, really be there for those kids. I’d do this until everyone in the school either loved me or hated me, and then I’d watch them fight.

Reblogging because holy fuck we all need to read this.

Farewell online privacy

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

*slorp*

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious

exactly

I told my genie I wish not to die a virgin

He granted me immortality.

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

Fox my beloved <3

man... this guy bro