The OP's Pronouns Are They/he.

god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers (I have to fold my laundry)

he doesn't know they aren't real. what an idiot.

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

i need more posts in this genre

Izel

btw no one talks about it but in the minecraft movie there's a piglin named general chungus who speaks with a gay accent and says "i have to unalive you" <- actual uncensored line in the movie