Btw No One Talks About It But In The Minecraft Movie There's A Piglin Named General Chungus Who Speaks

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

beautiful kind crow

i need more posts in this genre

Flight Rising: Blingee Edition

from now on im just gonna be saying 'ladies, gentlemen and those who are more enlightened' when adressing a crowd

i may be aroace but i know how to seduce people

my air of sickly victorian boyhood combined with my tendencies to keep those squishy colorful animal things in my pockets makes me alluring to men, women, and those who are more enlightened

Ur so cool I can’t believe kill ai sunfish sketch guy followed me back

WAHHH thankyou thats the nicest compliment ever. i cant believe kill ai sunfish guy is my legacy now but i will try and honour it 🫡

scribbles i made today

> why does tumblr not show the date and time things were posted

you can add timestamps from the settings

oh thankyou you are kind and helpful

god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers (I have to fold my laundry)