nonex-on-the-way - I'm a punny excuse for a human
I'm a punny excuse for a human

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1 year ago

i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

1 year ago

i couldn't even appreciate the artistry behind the clothing designs this year at the met gala because my bitterness and anger toward the exorbitantly wealthy has grown too much to be contained i try to say ooo pretty gown but all the black hateful bile starts oozing out from under the lid of its container. 7 months of genocide and the largest homeless camps my city has ever seen and food banks in the universities and baby formula locked behind glass and stomach gnawing guilt over a $7 latte and rent is always late and always behind on electricity bills uh ohhhh summer is here time for another wild fire. oooo pretty gown. the next met gala theme will be bear spray and what happens is i bear spray inside the gallery. i can't even force a sort of healthy detachment anymore like "haha oh well i guess that movie actor is rich it's not like they're an ultra wealthy bazillionaire oooo pretty gown" they're all worms to me vile beasts i look at them in their isolated imagine john lennon covid song bubble and i feeeeeel the milk of human kindness curdling within me. how can you smile at the camera. we are all dying girl. isn't there a protest not even a block away from you guys? protesters and riot cops and homeless ppl in the streets. i guess that's unfair you guys deserve a night of glitz and glamour and getting away from it all as if you're not constantly away from it all. girl we are dying. sick sick world. sick dying world. anyway i didn't watch the met gala this year

1 year ago

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

1 year ago

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

1 year ago

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

1 year ago

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

1 year ago

it used to be 2007 you know


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1 year ago

was told to straighten my posture and align my heels. i now stand corrected

1 year ago

Unmute !

1 year ago

something i really enjoy in horror movies is when the victim(s) start to hunt the killer in return in order to kill them first, both because it's an interesting parallel that (if done well) asks the audience to consider the question of when violence and killing are a justifiable means to an end in order to survive and at what point it crosses the line from acceptable to abhorrent and condemns the perpetrator, and also because it's a little bit funny. like i can do that too bitch you're not special.

1 year ago
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

1 year ago

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

1 year ago

Unmute !

1 year ago

Me too...

Anyone?

Anyone?

1 year ago

turn on sound

1 year ago

What is this about the tumblr staff wanting to sell art data to midjourney?

An ex-colleague of mine mentioned yesterday that there may be contacts between Automattic and midjourney in that direction, but nothing is public yet and I don't have any more info. They probably won't have anything specific to share either, since they left the company weeks ago too. That being said:

I have no reason to doubt my ex-coworker word, they are a trustworthy person.

Tumblr's CEO has been absurdly enthusiastic (comically, even) about AI, and is a big fan of LLMs and 'AI' companies.

A deal with midjourney could solve tumblr financial issues (not the same company, but openAi is paying up to 5 million/year to news companies to use their content as training data... tumblr generates several orders of magnitude more content than any newspaper or any media company and it only would need a 20 to 30 million per year deal to be profitable)

So I don't have any extra info yet, but I'm keeping my ears open.

1 year ago
1 year ago

I love villainesses isekais because they always open to some shit like "I've reincarnated as Evilla Von Lily, the empire's only princess and I'm destined to die after becoming affianced to Prince Rytius de Citrus?!?!?" and you think ok so just not marry him, right. Cant be that hard? But then chapter 1 in kicks in like " Evilla, sweetie your father and I are sooo glad you're marrying your Highness prince Rytius otherwise all these 56 orphans we tend to would spontaneously combust. Like, immediately. don't ask, we dont know how either. anyways proud of you" and youre like oh shit evilla

1 year ago
1 year ago

Discworld: Wyrd Sisters Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997

1 year ago

Hey listen to the way this man talks to his fish thank you

1 year ago

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

1 year ago
Little Fucking Guy Alert!!
Little Fucking Guy Alert!!

Little fucking guy alert!!

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