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Iron Bull and Blackwall both have soft chubby tummies and if you draw them with a toned 6-pack I will personally come into your house, move all your furniture 3 inches to the right and steal every one of your left shoes

everyone who reblogs this before may 1st will get a painting based on their blog!! (i'm doing watercolors btw)

Ron Weasley

Lily Potter

People the HP movies did dirty:

Ginny Weasley

Draco Malfoy

James Potter

Feel free to add onto this

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Nobodyschrush-everyonesbitch

replace one word of your url with bitch

itrulyamtheultimatebitch

Your YA novel title is:

A (object closest to you on the left) of (last thing you spent money on) and (your current emotion)

Add your results in the tags!

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

Oh boy...

✨Are you up for the challenge?!✨ 

We’ll reward you if you can!💘

Hello everyone,

As some of you know I’m an aspiring author, but I want to practice writing short stories. So I’m asking for requests, these will be short one page stories and may take a little while to be written.

Here is a list of fandoms I can write for:

Percy Jackson (riodenverse from the the lightning thief to the hammer of Thor)

Harry Potter

Voltron

Avatar: The Last Airbender ( + legend of Korra seasons 1-2)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Naruto

Yuri on Ice

Ouron High School Host Club

Demon Slayer

More bay be added later. If your fandom isn’t on here you are welcome to ask I may have forgotten one.

Rry Crt

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

Also:

The clones calling themselves brothers

One clone telling some tall tale about rescuing a damsel in distress, to which the othe clone replied “You’ve never met a girl.”

Muma, the little twi’lek girl that got adopted by two clones

“How come every time you fly we crash?” “It’s not my fault it’s the ship!” -Anikin Skywalker (one of the best pilots of Obi Wan has ever known)

Mace Windu straight up calling Obi Wan ugly.

Battle droids calling Obi Wan impressive, only to be immediately killed by Grievous

Dooku, Anikin, and Obi Wan getting tied together in a line.

Asohka. enough said

And this dude

Why Clone Wars is the best thing ever:

R2 has literally murdered someone on screen and was covered in their blood the whole episode.

Space Godzilla.

Jar Jar and 3PO found Anakin’s cloak on Padme’s ship. I’ll let you put two and two together.

“Are your scopes…Jedi issue, sir?”

Embo’s frisby hat.

Ahsoka and Anakin snuck behind enemy lines by hiding under a goddamn box.

Grievous had his droids destroy a pirate ship just for the hell of it.

Mace and Jar Jar have actually been on a buddy cop mission together.

Two completely unrelated instances of zombies appearing. 

Obi-Wan had tea with an enemy general.

Five seasons later Maul had tea with a mandalorian terrorist.

Ahsoka’s first big mission was babysitting a slug.

Rex hitting his head on a pipe.

Blue Shadow Virus is literally the Black Plague. In SPACE.

Everything else. The whole show is a masterpiece.

hey @ goyim could y'all reblog this if you're actually willing to listen to Jewish people and protect us?

we really need allies right now, and I know seeing this on people’s blogs could be comforting to other Jewish people.

I’m a life guard/swim teacher a common one is yelling WALK! At people when they are running while I’m off duty.

But since I’m a swim instructor too and work with kids I will go into teacher voice at random times.

Itold my 14 year old brother “walking feet buddy, thank you.”

And my 24 year old cousin “you gotta wear sun glasses because too much sun is no fun!” And I died inside the second I realized what I said.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

This is a normal thing??!? I thought I was just being a dramatic bitch!

this felt important enough to share

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

Everything

I'm literally shaking as I write this

President Sebastián Piñera just declared Chile at "state of emergency" over the riots that are taking place in Santiago.

This means that the police, military and special forces are no longer subject to our constitution's laws; they can legally violate our human rights without getting any punishment.

Guys, I'm scared. They're torturing people and a student is already missing. They're throwing tear gas grenades directly at people, shooting teens and college students, hitting and hurting anyone who happens to be on the streets. They apparently killed two college students already.

Please, please don't let this get swept under the rug.

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

Here’s a thing I see a ton of people mess up, even Studio Ghibli. Hopefully this is an easy graphic you can pull up to help out.

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

I’m going to point out some weird things about @projecttrinity‘s upcoming visual novel “Women of Xal” in relation to this site.

1) It’s an upcoming Kickstarter bound otome game that very obviously is PoC / People of Color & WoC/ Women of Color centric. We’ve got a bi female lead with several romancable women. And it’s in a harsh matriarchal society ready to give some brutal parallels to our own. Being helmed by a very capable and snarky Black writer. The two programmers are women. The artists are women. The singers are women. One of the animators is a woman. AND THERE’S TANGIBLE QUALITY TO IT! I thought we’ve been asking for more projects like this for years now. But Tumblr has been the most quiet of the four sites it’s updating on??? (Youtube, Facebook, LemmSoftForums, Tumblr) 

2) How are hateful anons finding this project before everyone else? Why are we letting Black creatives feel like the anon has a point about Tumblr not caring? Isn’t this site notorious for propping up content like this? Where are my feminists at?!

Like, I truly get it: Most of you will have only just heard of this. And Tumblr didn’t make it easy in the first place. Tags and timing are madly important. But so are reblogs and follows! You’re reading this now - there’s nothing truly stopping you from showing that anon the middle finger. For every time WE DON’T JUST ‘HEART’ A CREATIVE’S POST and reblog/follow their content, we prove hateful anons like this wrong. And every time we prove them wrong, we send an encouraging message to other minorities who want to share their passions with the world, but face that uphill battle.

And hey, the writer clearly has faith in this site still:

You can find out more about the project here.

Or, better yet, follow, and support the team here!

(Bonus Note: If you’re someone who has been reblogging a lot of content from this team as well, cheers, fellow sisters! <3)

Can we talk about this?!

On Asian "accents"

It started when I was in kindergarten, and I was so proud I did not have to go to Bingo class, unlike my friends, because I could speak good English -

although I had no idea what a yellow dog that could spell had anything to do with Chinese. 

(I figure out now that it was probably called Bilingual class)

I am lucky. I speak the fluent, accentless English of newscasters, the dialect spoken by the children of immigrants, that we learned not from our parents but rather from watching Sesame Street and other things on tv.

Last year, a white facebook friend of mine posted, “In order to celebrate Chinese New Year, me talk rike chinese man arr day.” 

And then told me that she was “sorry I was offended” and “she didn’t mean anything by it” when I (nicely, sweetly) told her that that shit was not okay. She said that she saw it the same as doing an accent, like Irish. Or British. Or Italian. (for bonus points, she even said that she has lots of Asian co-workers and friends, and LOVES Asian people, and so is not a racist.)

And when one of my white friends gets drunk, he thinks his “Asian accent” is hilarious.

And I was told by a coworker about the time my Asian coworker mispronounced “Barroway” as “Bwawwoway” and how hilarious it was.

Here’s the thing - can you guess how many Asian people I know who actually say

me rikey

me from _____

me so solly

(or, if you like, the fetishized versions: me so horny, me love you long time)

if you said ZERO, then ding ding ding! Congratulations, you have working brain cells.

No, my misguided fb friend, the “Asian accent” is not an actual imitation of an accent, comparable to your bad British/Irish/Italian - but rather a mockery of Asian people and their supposed inability to speak English. It is the perpetuation of the image of Asian people as perpetual foreigners in America.

Like that time when my family was at an Italian restaurant, and we were speaking to my father in Cantonese, and a drunken white lady said very loudly, “GOD when you come to this country at least learn the language!”

Or when my father was pulled over for speeding, and although he said “what’s the problem, officer?” the first thing the state trooper said was, “Do you speak English?”

Your fake “Asian accents” are not harmless and silly, because at the root of the joke, it says - you, you are stupid. You cannot speak English. You are Other. You do not belong.

my parents have been in this country for 30 years. They have been American citizens for 30 years.

And they are very self-conscious of their imperfect English, afraid that it makes them look ignorant, knowing that it marks them as immigrants. That, after 30 years, you can still be told (in not so many words) that you do not belong.

The Cultural Revolution started in China when my father was 13. He was pulled out of school and, later, sent to work in the fields. (He escaped to Hong Kong when he was 18, but that is another story for another time.)

When my father came to this country, he had a middle school education and did not speak a lick of English. He worked as a busboy at a Chinese restaurant, the evening shift that ran until 3 or 4 in the morning, and went to school during the day.

It took my father ten years to earn his bachelor’s degree. He is now an engineer.

Is this not your “American Dream?”

When my mother came to this country, she spoke very little English. She got a job as an entry level clerk. Over the years she earned one promotion after another. She is now management at a large federal agency, and manages funds for the whole state.

Is this not your “American Dream?”

And my father didn’t understand why his coworkers said, “flied lice, flied lice!” to him over and over and laughed.

And my father is still afraid to speak in a professional setting, even when he has ideas. 

And my mother still checks and double checks her professional e-mails with me, for fear of mockery from the same people she manages.

And people don’t understand why I can’t take a harmless joke. Why I don’t think that shit is funny.

No, I don’t “rikey.” 

No, I won’t “love you long time.”

And no, I’m not sorry.

So, please, kindly - FUCK OFF.

HELLO AUTISM COMMUNITY!

I’m sorry, but I’ve gotta rant. The other day I was in New York, and I saw this billboard:

Look a little closer:

Yep, you’re seeing this right. Autism Speaks. On a billboard with Julia. Sesame Street has joined forces with our “pals” (and by pals I mean enemies that we wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole) over at Autism Speaks. Julia, a character who has been embraced and loved by the autism community, is now the face of Autism Speaks, an organization that has hurt our community more than it has helped. I am heartbroken. This character has made me, as an autistic person, so happy and gave me hope that autism is starting to become more accepted by society. And although I don’t speak for everyone in the autism community, I know that there are many people who felt the same way. But now that this character is the face of an ableist movement which pushes the idea that autism is a disease in need of a cure, that hope is gone. PLEASE reblog this to get the word out, whether you’re on the autism spectrum or not.

"Sorry-ass fucking men from the US Soccer team ain't ever won shit, ain't gonna ever win shit, can't even get out of the fucking first round. Pay them ladies. Pay them girls what they're worth." -Snoop Dogg, 2019

Thank you!! The fact that 20+ people have accused him should at least warrant an investigation. If 20 people with little to no connection with each other accuse some one of stealing, then the accused’s employer would probably want to look into these claims. Especially if this employee was known to make offhanded comments about “taking” money.

statistically speaking, which is more likely: that 20 women are lying or that Donald Trump is a rapist?

we all know the answer, whether you choose to admit it or not.