Are You A Slytherin By Chance?

Twins!

WRITERS

If you see this, spoil your WIP's biggest plot twist using ONLY ONE WORD

Here's mine!

Dying

My readers: Your writing is so clever and thought out! You probably planned out the whole story!!!

Me, on the outside: I did!!!

Me, on the inside: I have no idea what I’m doing, please, this is a call for help, if you see this message—

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

PSA from a lifeguard

When you are at a public pool over the summer DO NOT FLOAT FACE DOWN OR ATTEMPT TO HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDERWATER FOR A PROLONGED AMOUNT OF TIME. 

These are actually dangerous behaviors that can easily lead to hyperventilation which can cause you to pass out in the water.

and I promise the lifeguards will jump in after you even if you are not drowning.

I relate so much

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Me and my sixteen year-old sister have to drive 30+minutes to school (60 minutes round trip usualy)

20-60 minutes to work (up to 120 minute round trip if traffic is bad) 

and my dad drives 40 to 

Forgive us for being a little salty about your 20 minute commute.

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

I’m a life guard/swim teacher a common one is yelling WALK! At people when they are running while I’m off duty.

But since I’m a swim instructor too and work with kids I will go into teacher voice at random times.

Itold my 14 year old brother “walking feet buddy, thank you.”

And my 24 year old cousin “you gotta wear sun glasses because too much sun is no fun!” And I died inside the second I realized what I said.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

It’s also important to listen to those who have experienced racism when they call you out on behaviors that don’t seem harmful to you, or you think is fine. 

Remember even if you believe in racial equality you are still susceptible to racist behaviors through toxic social conditioning.

Even other people of color can show racist behaviors to other minority groups.(I am NOT talking about reverse racism)

my opinions on racism will always be limited as I’m from a position of white privilege, so whilst it’s so important to call out racial inequality and oppression when I see it, it’s also important for me to recognise that my voice should not shout over those who have actually experienced racism and have a far better understanding of how it operates then I ever will