Me: mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fattest pig of them all?
Mirror: lmao its you, bitch.
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind
Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)
Doesn't hurt to have a bit more money.. right?
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
Hank: Why are you two fighting again?
Gavin: Connor always uses common phrases incorrectly.
Connor: Cry me a table, Gavin.
Repost if school has caused:
Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress
“I hate androids, but I sure do love getting fucked by one.”
- Gavin Reed
When you miss the skill check for a generator in Dead by Daylight and you already know the killer is heading right for your candy ass
×He/Him×Trans×22×Multifandom×Elias×Hobby Artist×Into Witchcraft 🌙×♌×Liminal Space Lover×
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