Doesn't Hurt To Have A Bit More Money.. Right?

Jake: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Meg: No its called highjacking

Feng: Guys its clearly weedwhacking

Claudette: Actually its called disappointing your mother.

summer love emoji spell

🌺☀💓😘💓☀🌺

may your days be filled with traces of your lover’s lips all over your face and honey sweet embraces

like to charge. reblog to cast.

Gavin blazes it: Gavin WEED

Gavin gets shot: Gavin BLEED

Gavin goes to jail and gets bailed out: Gavin FREED

Gavin takes charge: Gavin LEAD

Gavin eats a meal: Gavin FEED

Gavin makes a friendship bracelet: Gavin BEEDS

Gavin exits the building: Gavin LEAVES

Gavin gets away from the crime scene: Gavin FLEED

AU where Cole lives

Cole: Hey, what’s going on with my hair today?

Hank: Daddy’s gonna do it up all pretty, with flowers.

Cole: Not you, right?

Connor: Nope, other Daddy.

Cole: Oh thank god.

Connor: “Beware of dog” they say. Of course I will be aware of the dog. I like dogs. I am aware of all dogs.

Here's a charming look from my kitty

Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….

Nines: Honey, where’s my Cyberlife jacket?

Gavin: Don’t you think about running off to do some android shit

Gavin: We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Nines: The public is in danger!

Gavin: My evening is in danger!

Nines: We are talking about the greater good!

Gavin: ‘’Greater good’’? I’m your husband!

Gavin: I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Hank: The cashier at the supermarket told me to have a nice day and I accidentally told him to go fuck himself.  Connor: How… how do you even…? Hank: … Hank: [shrugs, having no regrets whatsoever]

Based off of @dbhthingsandstuff‘s post  (again). 

Connor [to RK900]: We don’t use bad words in this house.

Hank [in the other room]: FUCK!

Yeah Im crabby. You wanna know why Im crabby?