Markus: I’m Going To Defeat You With The Power Of Friendship And This Gun I Found.

Am I being called out?

reblog if you:

like tacos

are pansexual/panromantic

consume media to temporarily escape your life

have a pet

don’t drink enough water

aren’t as nice to yourself as you should be

love penguins

no one will ever know which one applies

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Markus: Josh? You’re still here? I thought you left.

Josh: I’m contemplating what life really means. Do we have a purpose? Or are we all just aimlessly wandering around looking for food?

Markus:

Josh: Plus, North glued my ass to the chair

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

smh

Michael Myers can drive a car because he’s heterosexual.

… has this been done before?

Kamski is the most interesting character in DBH fight me

No one is screeching about him and it needs to be done so let me just do it for all of you okay I got you we’ll get through this together

- I always thought that he’d left Cyberlife of his own accord, but the gallery description says that he was “dismissed.” What did you do to fall out with Cyberlife buddy?? SOMETHING TO DO WITH ANDROIDS BEING THE “NEXT STEP???” HMM???

- If the android uprising fails, he goes back to Cyberlife. Why? TO MAKE STURDIER DEVIANTS FOR NEXT TIME???

- If what Zlatko says is true, FOR SOME VERY MYSTERIOUS REASON the android’s trackers deactivate once an android becomes deviant. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE ENGINEERED THAT

- Why would you make the LEDs so easy to remove? Or even removable in the first place?? It almost seems like you WANT deviants to be able to hide in plain sight!

- The exit in Connor’s program doesn’t appear to work until he becomes deviant. HOW CONVINIENT THAT WHEN AMANDA NEEDS TO REGAIN CONTROL OF CONNOR THE MOST, HE CAN JUST HIT ESC

- KAMSKI KNOWS WHERE JERICHO IS. HOW AND WHY DOES KAMSKI KNOW WHERE JERICHO IS?? DEVIANTS APPARENTLY ONLY SHARE THE LOCATION WITH THOSE THAT THEY TRUST SO KAMSKI EITHER HAS A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DEVIANTS OR HE SET UP JERICHO HIMSELF

- Deviants are taking over Detroit. Where’s the guy who made them? Does he have anything to say? Is he shocked? Concerned? Oh please! He’s not even surprised! Or even remotely interested! HE’S MESSING ABOUT IN HIS POOL

- *Sends Carl an android to take care of him* “Surprise! It’s super-advanced, one-of-a-kind and if you nurture it enough (Which I know you will - I obviously know you on some level because I own one of your paintings!) it’ll lead a rebellion!”

- Names a basic DEVIANCY TEST after himself I MEAN REALLY

ELIJAH KAMSKI IS A CRAFTY LITTLE MAN AND NOBODY IS GIVING HIM THE CREDIT OR ATTENTION THAT HE DESERVES

Julian: Oh, wow! Today’s actually a pretty good day. This is nic–

Life: /minor inconvenience/

Julian:

Ralph: Ralph is not bad

Us: