I’m A Simple Man

“I hate androids, but I sure do love getting fucked by one.”

- Gavin Reed

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

yo! do reblog if you’re a dbh blog so i can follow you!

Nice

me whenever I play killer

I’M DYING I SAW THIS PIC ON FACEBOOK AND IT REMINDED ME OF GAVIN

Markus: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.

michael myers: *literally does nothing*

dr loomis:

i'm seeing people losing hope for palestine i'm begging you seriously please don't. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.

Sheriff: Loomis! How did you survive the explosion?!

Loomis: I used Michael's body as a shield. All 6'8 of him.