Simon: I Guarantee You, In Twenty Years, I Will Be Markus’ Second Spouse.

Hank: *coughs violently*

Connor: Don’t die.

Hank: Don’t tell me what to do.

heres a TOTALLY BLANK image!! there is DEFINITELY NO REASON for u to click it!!!!!!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Tough morning huh Reed XD

Connor: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products.

Connor: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Connor: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good.

Reblog if you're a Hufflepuff

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

(Also particularly good FINDERS).

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Ravenclaw x

Multiple houses x

All houses x

Connor [to RK900]: We don’t use bad words in this house.

Hank [in the other room]: FUCK!

Concentration camps are opening in Russia.

Do not let us die again, we where left once before because of a part of ourselves we can’t control.

Don’t let is die, don’t ignore our cries.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

l i e u t e n a n t 

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“spring will manifest soon and bring new beginnings with it”

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