Hank: *coughs Violently*

i was looking at the mcr official website from 2004 thru the wayback machine and i found a contest that the band had held for fans to design a single cover for the song of their choice and this was one of the winning designs hand-picked by my chemical romance. 

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

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a spell to keep your plants safe

Like to charge reblog to cast

Max: Leatherface, sit!

Bubba: [sits]

Max: Speak!

Bubba: fUCK!

Max: Good boy!

Connor: Detective Reed is in love with RK900.

Hank: *starts laughing*

Connor: Don’t laugh, it’s true.

Hank: Oh, I hope so. It’s funnier if it’s true.

doot doot

d o o t d o o t~

McCree: when is something no longer cool?

Genji: when Hanzo starts doing it

This is so true, it hurts

me when the Undertaker was first introduced

Sheriff: Loomis! How did you survive the explosion?!

Loomis: I used Michael's body as a shield. All 6'8 of him.