Hank: [reading From A Math Test] ‘Gavin Has Nineteen Bottles Of Dish Soap -‘

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An emoji spell to protect you from lies and deceit.

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i was looking at the mcr official website from 2004 thru the wayback machine and i found a contest that the band had held for fans to design a single cover for the song of their choice and this was one of the winning designs hand-picked by my chemical romance. 

Markus: If you are about to be stabbed, just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone.

Josh: None of us have as much swagger as you do, so I don’t think that’ll work.

This is another cat of positivity. Just seeing him will give you luck and happiness. Reblog to spread it and double the positivity.

Markus, singing: All i want for Christmas is…

Simon: Me?

Markus: …Freedom for androids

Simon:

when connor does the thing™️ with his face

reblog if you agree

Markus: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your body All the deviants: *high-pitched unholy screeches and aggressive beeping* Markus: … Markus: guess that works, too

Public opinion: #MOOD

Connor: Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult?

Connor: Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen.