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Bill: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Dwight: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Brahms: I don’t really have friends.

Bubba: Bold words from someone in hugging distance.

when you play survivor and the killer lets you use the hatch without grabbing you

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Warmth

Michael: Bubba said a bad word this afternoon.

Ghostface: Shit, why?

Freddy: Where the fuck did he learn it?

quick reblog this before tumblr marks it as explicit

This is so true, it hurts

me when the Undertaker was first introduced

Markus: If you are about to be stabbed, just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone.

Josh: None of us have as much swagger as you do, so I don’t think that’ll work.