Andrew U Can’t Commit Murder On National Tv 😔

Sooo I'm decided to make account here, slowly post here some of my recent art ( and already sorry for all mistakes)

fuck thea muldani. i hate thea muldani. me and all my homies hate thea muldani.

@cloudcollective1

Andrew Minyard with a septum piercing please and thank you

Price who starts the 141 as a way to hunt down the worst terrorists.

Price who brings together a group of odd yet talented individuals.

Price who witnesses each of these individuals break all expectations set.

Price who finds himself falling out of the harsh leader role during downtime and more into mentor.

Price who knows each of these individuals intimately and guides them where he can.

Price who catches himself feeling something awfully funny in his chest whenever the members of the 141 start calling him “old man” or “dad” as a joke.

Price who never admits he actually cried when the 141 gave him Happy Father’s Day gifts.

Price who calls his team his “kids” has more than once called his men “son”.

Price, who brought together a group of broken individuals and made a family out of them.

Price who holds the babies of his soldiers in his arm, “Hi love, I’m your granddad” falling from his lips as he stares down at this innocent babe.

Price who does the one thing he never thought possible, dies an old man, in his bed, surrounded by the family he made, everyone alive, everyone survived.

So you know how eventually Andrew and Neil will run out of truths to trade one day..

Pro Neil, pissed the other team is winning (and being pricks about it): Hey, Drew!

Pro Andrew, literally sitting down in the goal with his racquet, not giving a fuck: Hmm?

Neil: how many pints of salted caramel ice cream will it take for you to shut them down?

Andrew, considering: hmm.. three. And McDonald’s fries. And we’re sleeping with the weighted blanket tonight (it’s the middle of the summer).

Neil, grinning: fucking bet

The other team, the other team’s coaches, the fans, the entire city, the other team’s grandmas watching Andrew stand up and get in position:

(Fear)

I genuinely cannot contain how much I love nico di angelo he’s so loveable and sweet and self loathing and he wants to be a good person so bad and he is a good person and he doesn’t believe he’s a good person and he hates himself and he assumes everyone hates him and he’s afraid of intimacy and. I love him I love him I adore him he is my son my baby boy my sweet little brother my oblivious little baby lord of darkness

Hades as John Mulaney quotes compilation

Help us kick Bezos in the dick

Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.

nico is autistic. you agree. reblog.

Ares: At first, my half-siblings annoyed me. I hated them. But slowly but surely, I started to crave their company. Started to listen to them. Even go as so far as to do things for them. I wondered why, but now, the reason is clear. There’s even a name for it.

Hermes: Friendsh—

Ares: Stockholm syndrome.