So you know how eventually Andrew and Neil will run out of truths to trade one day..
Pro Neil, pissed the other team is winning (and being pricks about it): Hey, Drew!
Pro Andrew, literally sitting down in the goal with his racquet, not giving a fuck: Hmm?
Neil: how many pints of salted caramel ice cream will it take for you to shut them down?
Andrew, considering: hmm.. three. And McDonald’s fries. And we’re sleeping with the weighted blanket tonight (it’s the middle of the summer).
Neil, grinning: fucking bet
The other team, the other team’s coaches, the fans, the entire city, the other team’s grandmas watching Andrew stand up and get in position:
(Fear)
nico is autistic. you agree. reblog.
I wish Nora could see this…please
There are so many book references, watch closely!🩵
Dan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Abby and Wymack's convo?
Nicky: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Matt: I'm in the washing machine.
Kevin: I'm in the closet.
Nicky: We accept you Kevin. <3
Kevin: No I'm literally in the closet.
Nicky: Love is love. <3
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Andrew Minyard with a septum piercing please and thank you
the neil josten urge to run away and never come back, and the neil josten urge to stay in one place with the people i love forever
Nico is relevant again and I am THRIVING
fuck thea muldani. i hate thea muldani. me and all my homies hate thea muldani.
Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.
coming back to the pjo fandom 4-5 years later only to see people crackshipping connabeth??? what did i even miss.