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Crosshair and Wrecker’s Relationship

someone help this boy with his balance

I know there's no like Canon confirmation on how old the Bad Batch are but I think the younger they are the funnier it is that Rex punched Crosshair in the face. Like.

Rex: *spends the entire show being level headed, dependable, and reliable.*

Crosshair: *opens his goddamn mouth*

Rex:

Just imagining Baby Padawan Qui-Gon on a mission with Master Dooku and Yoda. Yoda is just hanging out on Dooku’s back, Dooku is like: “I thought I wouldn’t have to carry you around after I became a Knight” and Yoda’s like: “A Padawan’s duty it is, to support their Master. Carry each other, we do, as Master and Padawan. Insignificant your status is, my student I see you as always.” And Qui-Gon just has a realization.

Cut to later, after the mission is over, and Dooku notices Qui-Gon has been mulling over something. So, like a good Master, he’s like “What’s on your mind, Padawan?”

Qui-Gon hesitates, then asks, “Master, do you see me undependable?”

Dooku: “Of course not, Padawan.”

Qui-Gon: “Master, you don’t have to lie. Just tell me how I have to act to change your mind.”

Dooku: “You are very dependable, Qui-Gon, where is this coming from?”

Qui-Gon takes a deep breath: “You never ask me to carry you, Master.”

Dooku.exe: stops working

Dooku: “…what?”

Qui-Gon: “I know I’ve yet to reach your height, Master, but I assure you that I can lift you up! You don’t weigh that much, Master, I can carry you! You can depend on me, Master!”

Dooku: “…is this about the mission with Yoda?”

Qui-Gon: “Master Yoda said it’s a Padawan’s duty to support their Master. I can support your weight, Master, I promise.”

Dooku tries really hard to convince Qui-Gon that that is not what Yoda was talking about, that Yoda was teasing him, it wasn’t a literal thing, but Qui-Gon refuses to be convinced. Qui-Gon just gets more and more sad, convinced that Dooku doesn’t see him as someone he can lean on, and Dooku is like: “Qui-Gon, I am NOT going to make you carry me, you are twelVE-“ and Qui-Gon just: “You think I’ll drop you, you don’t trust me, how can I earn your trust, Master, I promise I can do it, please depend on me.” And Qui-Gon eventually gets his way, because Dooku is weak.

So we just see twelve-year-old Qui-Gon piggybacking Dooku around the temple. Qui-Gon is taking very slow steps and his tongue is stuck out in concentration because he has to partially lift his Master with the Force (Master Dooku is heavier than he looks, Qui-Gon thinks to himself) and everyone is staring at them because they’re very confused and Dooku is trying really hard to fight the urge to bury his face in his hands to hide.

They reach Yoda, eventually, who stops them and asks what’s up and Qui-Gon, positively beaming depsite the fact that he is trembling and sweaty and tired from carrying a grown man on his back for over an hour, just says: “You were right, Master Yoda. I realized on our mission that I’ve been making Master Dooku do all the carrying, so I decided to even the scale.”

And Yoda just looks at this cheerful boy and then looks at his old Padawan who is sending out very strong “don’t look at me” vibes in the Force and Yoda just says: “Good work you have done, Qui-Gon.” Because what else is there to say??? Qui-Gon looks so proud of himself! Yoda can’t admit he was trolling, not when Qui-Gon is so cheerful about learning from him!

All this to say, years later, Obi-Wan just drags a half-passed out Qui-Gon on his back, and it isn’t even really a piggyback because Qui-Gon is just draped over top of him, but Qui-Gon is like: “Wow, Obi-Wan. I didn’t even have to ask you, you just knew about this, you really did your research” and Obi-Wan is like “??? Yes, Master, I read the briefing for the mission, you said you weren’t going to, one of us had to-“

And years more later, Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches Anakin casually sling Obi-Wan over his shoulder and Qui-Gon just smiles and is like “I knew it. He really was meant to be a Jedi.”

And more years, more later, Ahsoka is dragging Anakin the same way Obi-Wan dragged Qui-Gon and Qui-Gon is SO proud!!!

Even longer, after everything’s gone to shit, and Luke is carrying around Yoda (he never got the chance to carry around Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon understands) and Qui-Gon is super pleased and Obi-Wan is like “???”

Qui-Gon: “Padawans are supposed to carry their Masters, just as their Masters carry them.”

Obi-Wan: “Yes, I remember hearing that as well, as a youngling, but I think it was supposed to be metaphorically.”

Qui-Gon: “That’s impossible, Obi-Wan. Dooku allowed me to carry him around.”

Obi-Wan: “…”

Obi-Wan, internally: So Dooku was the reason Qui-Gon randomly demanded to be carried… I would say I can’t believe this, but it’s Dooku, so I can.

(Then, Luke eventually trains Grogu for a little bit, and Qui-Gon is like: “ :0 Luke, no!!! He’s supposed to carry you!!!” And Luke is like: “??? He’s a baby.”

Qui-Gon: “I carried my Master when I was twelve :/ “

Yoda: “Determind you were.”

Qui-Gon: “You have to let him carry you, Luke, or else this just won’t work out!”

Grogu eventually ends up leaving and Qui-Gon is still muttering about how it never would have happened of Luke had just listened to him. Luke has mastered the art of tuning Qui-Gon out. Obi-Wan and Yoda wish they could do the same…

So, when Luke starts teaching Rey or someone, as his actual Padawan instead of just a student like the others, Qui-Gon is like: 👀

Luke: “No.”

Qui-Gon: 😔

And, long story short, Rey carries around Master Skywalker, at first because it made it much easier to make fun of him for being short, but then because Rey just finds it easier to get Luke to do things if she is physically carrying him to the thing he has to do.

Qui-Gon is so proud of them. Obi-Wan is so tired. Yoda wonders if he regrets inadvertently teaching Qui-Gon this, then remembers how absolutely mortified Dooku was whenever Qui-Gon piggybacked him around and Yoda decides that it was actually the best lesson he had ever inadvertently taught in his life.)

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I absolutely loved the fact that despite Wrecker having a fear of heights he didn’t hesitate to jump down and save Crosshair. His friend, his brother. ♥️

I miss them working together; always trying to top the other, but in a friendly competitive way between brothers. 😭❤️

I really hope one day they will be like this again. 🥺🤞

You should have believed me (Part.2)

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Genre: Another attempt of angst.

Words count: 2461 words.

Summary: While arguing with you because of his girlfriend, he accidentally made you fall down stairs. Now, the truth will come up.

You should have believed me: [Part.1]

“You should go and rest Jimin” He quickly denied, without hesitation, he was not going to leave you, he could not, all the guilt was eating him alive and only calmed down when he was with you.

Your best friend looked at him sympathetically. So ignorant of what had actually happened.

Had he told the truth? No, he didn’t have the guts to do it.

Sooyoung’s thin hand took Jimin’s hand. She gave him a small smile.

“I insist… You’ve been here since she came and you just go out to eat when we force you, you sleep in that awkward chair and you refuse to leave her alone for a minute” Jimin bit her lip, how would she react if she knew you were in that bed because of his fault? He looked at you, since a few days that you were lying on the hospital gurney, you wore the hospital gown and many cables tied you to life.

Although your condition was not very serious, it was a bit delicate. You had not awakened, since that day, you had not opened your eyes again. Eyes that Jimin was dying to see again.

He wanted to tell you how regretful he was, how miserable he felt for what had happened, for how he had made you suffer. Jimin stood by you all the time in the hope that you would open your eyes so he could beg for your forgiveness.

It was all he wanted for the last 3 days.

Jimin turned his gaze to Sooyoung and taking your hand, caressing your fingers, smiled sideways and without taking your eyes off your face, said:

“I’m going to stay until those eyes open again, Sooyoung” And with that, your friend smiled happily.

"You’re a good friend … I swear she’s lucky to have you” And Jimin could not help but feel like the worst shit in the world, Sooyoung looked at you too, paying close attention to how your face had some bruises “How did this happen to you, darling?” He asked, still knowing he was not going to have an answer “You say it was an accident?” She asked to Jimin.

He remained static, he had managed these three days to evade the subject of your “accident.” Because yes, he was so unashamed that he said that what happened to you was an accident, and we could say that it was, but Jimin omitted a small and important detail, the accident, indirectly, had been his fault.

Not knowing what to say, he began to bite his lip, it was his end, he could not think of anything to say.

And he almost burst into tears, when the sound of the door opening and a voice saved him. When Sooyoung’s gaze went from being above him to the door, he sighed in relief.

He turned to look who was his savior. He smiled as Jungkook walked through the door with a bag of what appeared to be food.

“How she is?” Leaving the bag on the table and rummaging in it, he pulled out some bottles of soda that he gave to both of them, he looked at your body inert on the bed and smiled with pity.

“Same as always” Sooyoung replied, Jungkook nodded.

Jimin opened his bottle and drank from it, he was not going to lie, he was exhausted, he did not eat or slept, he could not, he tried, but every time when he closed his eyes, all he saw was you falling down the stairs, and your eyes, your eyes looking at him with a mixture of horror and hope, your hand trying to take his. A nightmare that he refused to happen trough again.

“Glad you’re here Kookie” Sooyoung said, breaking the silence that had been created in the room. Jungkook raised a eyebrow, confused “And maybe you can persuade your friend to go home and rest”

“Hyung…”

“No” Jimin said firmly “I will not leave her” Jungkook nodded, knowing how stubborn his hyung could become, so he simply closed her mouth.

“Oh, I almost forgot” he whispered, remembering what he had to say “Seulgi says you have to call her, says you has not answered her calls for more than two days” Jimin froze at the name of his girlfriend. He had turned off his phone because he knew she would go crazy to see that from the day you entered in the hospital, he had not had contact with her.

A pair of eyes looked at him curiously, waiting for an answer. He evaded both of them and stared down at the ground, he whispered.

“I’ll go see her later, thank you” Sooyoung saw his chance. She knew Jimin would not leave your room for anything in the world, but maybe his girlfriend could do something about it.

“Oh, Jimin?” At the call, Jimin looked at her “Can you do me a favor?” Jimin hesitated for a second, but after Sooyoung’s eyes looked at him with supplication, he had no choice but to accept.

“Sure”

“Can you go and get more blankets for YN?” It’s getting very cold and the ones she has are not enough. “And she knew that if it was about you, he would accept without a doubt. And she hit the spot. Jimin stooded after nodding quickly as the idea made sense in his head. When he left the room, Sooyoung set in motion the second part of his plan.

"Now, Jungkook” The younger man frowned “Do you know Jimin’s cell phone password?” A little confused, he nodded" Perfect, look, I appreciate Jimin being worry of YN, but I’m worried about his health too. He is exhausted I know and refuses to leave. So I thought that if neither you or I made him come to reason, maybe Seulgi can” And with all the innocence of the world, Jungkook nodded, thinking that his hyung was too good for worrying about his best friend.

He walked to his partner’s coat and took the cell phone, unlocking it with the password he knew. Fortunately Jimin had not changed it. He looked among the contacts and when he found the name of Seulgi. He call her.

“Jimin?”

Jimin finished arranging the extra blankets he’d gotten for you, even though Sooyoung and even Jungkook had volunteered to do so, he refused. With each of his actions he was only trying to kill the guilt he felt.

When he turned around, he could see how Sooyoung and Jungkook hurriedly left the room, the girl beckoned that they would be back at once, so he just nodded.

Turning his gaze to you, his chest began to weigh when he saw the bruises you had, pressed his lips to stifle the urge to cry. His fingers caressed your hair delicately.

“I’m sorry” he whispered to the edge of tears “I’m so sorry” The first sob “I’m an idiot” The first tear rolling down her cheek “I’m a big jerk, I know, I don’t deserve you, you were always the best friend, you were there for me, always for me and only for me … And look what I did to you, look how I paid you” He freed himself in the hope that you could hear him.

He did not hear when the door opened, or when a person’s footsteps stopped behind his back.

"Jimin” Seulgi whispered.

Surprised, Jimin turned around to see her, he was planning not to speak to her until things were solved with you. Jimin wiped the tears with the sleeve of his sweater.

“What are you doing here?” He asked, trying to normalize his breathing. How had she found out where he was?

“Sooyoung called me and told me what happened” And it all took its place, when she asked him to go for some blankets was when she did.

He was not yet mentally ready to face his girlfriend.

“Look, I know it’s terrible what happened to YN” Your name in her mouth just did not sound good, it sounded dirty “But who I care about it’s you.” Jimin looked at her in disbelief. What did not matter to her how you were?

“I didn’t ask you to do it” Jimin replied.

“You do not have to, I’m your girlfriend and I don’t need you to ask me to worry about you.” Jimin rolled his eyes.

“If you came here to ask me to leave, I’ll tell you what I said to Sooyoung and Jungkook, I will not leave here until she wakes up, and maybe even not after that” Seulgi’s eyes widened in surprise.

“Are you serious?” She asked indignantly. Jimin looked at her.

“What?” Seulgi pursed her lips angrily.

“Are you really going to care more for her than for me?” For real? After what she did to me?“ And there it was, the dilemma that had been spinning around Jimin’s head. And the problem that had led you to be in that bed: The lies of Seulgi.

Now he was sure which side he was on, now he was sure who to believe, now he was sure who was telling the truth.

It was time to face and unmask Seulgi. He would do it for you.

"Tell me something, Seulgi, and I want you to answer with the truth” Jimin looked straight at her and in her eyes, Seulgi felt intimidated by the unfeeling look her boyfriend was giving her.

“W-what?” She asked uncertainly.

Jimin sighed heavily.

“Did YN actually do what you say she did?” And it was better for her to answer with the truth, or Jimin would be mad.

The girl was instantly nervous.

“How can you doubt it?” When I told you, you were sure of what I said. Why do you doubt now?“ She became indignant, and Jimin’s lips tightened with anger.

"Because now I don’t believe you, Seulgi” Jimin approached to his girlfriend, she stayed in her place.

“It’s incredible, what did she say? I bet she told you I was lying, didn’t she?” Jimin growled. He would not let her talk about you like that.

“That’s right.” And with that, Seulgi giggled incredulously.

“And you’re going to believe her more than me?” I’m your girlfriend, oh my god Jimin. She was the one who hurt me! She’s the one lying here, not me!“ She chuckled angrily. Jimin sighed, and she still had the nerve to get angry?

"I used to believe you, Seulgi, because I was blinded by the love I felt for you” he said.

“You felt?” She asked.

“But not anymore, I’ll never believe you Seulgi anymore. I’m not going to fall for your lies anymore”

"Are you going to let her to do this to us?” Are you going to let her get away with it? She told me she would to whatever on her power to get you away from me. What did she tell you to put on her sid… “Jimin was losing his head, even after seeing you unconscious, she was still lying.

"Stop pretending Seulgi” Jimin roared interrupting Seulgi, she shut up instantly, astonished that he had raised his voice to her “How can you continue lying after seeing her like that, Seulgi? Do not you have a bit of shame?”

"Alright! Yes, I lied! She didn’t do anything to me” Jimin stepped back, the pain on his face. You always told the truth. It was always like this.

“But I did it because she was a threat, she was always over you!” Jimin closed his eyes when the guilt had finally hit him hard “But I don’t lie when I tell you that she hates me, I would do anything to separate us baby” Jimin was disgusted to be called like that by her “I would be not surprised if she caused that to herself only to make you feel pity for her. And her theatrical worked, because now you’re already against your own girlfriend” And with that, Jimin exploded.

“And who is in that bed is my best friend Seulgi!” My best friend since 5 years! Whom I hurt to defend you! Because I loved you!“ Seulgi opened his mouth in surprise "And you know what she told me before she fell down the stairs?” He approached dangerously, but he was not going to touch her, in his life he was going to touch someone again in the way he did it to you “She promised me, she promised me Seulgi, that she was telling the truth. And that’s all I need to believe her” A sound surprised both of them.

They turned to look, and Jimin paled when she spotted Sooyoung at the door, her eyes watering.

“You … did you do that to YN?” She asked, Jimin didn’t know what to do. He was fucked “Answer!” Sooyoung cried, Jugkook was standing behind her, looking at his hyung hoping he would tell her it was a lie, that he had not done that to his best friend.

“I-It was an accident” she whispered, his eyes starting to fill with tears again. Sooyoung gasped in disbelief. So you were on that bed because of his fault.

“How can you say it was an accident? How do you dare to lie? My God, I’m such a fool! And I thought she was lucky to have a friend like you” Jimin didn’t stop himself and started to cry “Now I understand why you were not sleeping, why you refused to leave her. Guilt was killing you, right?!” Sooyoung walked inside the room.

“Yes … But I also worry about her…”

“Don’t you dare!” Sooyoung pointed his index finger at Jimin. “Don’t you dare say you care about her! How could you worry about her after what you did to? "Jimin denied. He was sorry.

“Sooyoung…”

"Out, now” She cut him off, pointing at the door. Jimin denied in alarm, he was not going to leave you. He would not do that.

“No…” She whispered, her crying growing louder.

“I didn’t ask you, I told you to leave”

"Let’s go, sweetheart” Seulgi tried to grab Jimin’s arm, but he pulled away long before her fingers brushed against his body.

“You shut up damn crazy!” Sooyoung shouted “I want you both out, but I’ll call security!”

“Hyung, let’s go” Jungkook said, walking to Jimin and took him by the arm, but Jimin began to struggle, but he could not against Jungkook. He could never.

“No, please” He pleaded, Sooyoung averted her gaze and hugged herself as she sobbed “Please, Sooyoung, I swear I’m sorry. I swear if I could do something to change what happened I would.

"You should have believed her Jimin! You should have trusted her and none of this would have happened”

[Part 1]

"Let him go..."

From "clone wars" and "revenge of the sith" final again

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