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He's a little lost.

Just imagining Baby Padawan Qui-Gon on a mission with Master Dooku and Yoda. Yoda is just hanging out on Dooku’s back, Dooku is like: “I thought I wouldn’t have to carry you around after I became a Knight” and Yoda’s like: “A Padawan’s duty it is, to support their Master. Carry each other, we do, as Master and Padawan. Insignificant your status is, my student I see you as always.” And Qui-Gon just has a realization.

Cut to later, after the mission is over, and Dooku notices Qui-Gon has been mulling over something. So, like a good Master, he’s like “What’s on your mind, Padawan?”

Qui-Gon hesitates, then asks, “Master, do you see me undependable?”

Dooku: “Of course not, Padawan.”

Qui-Gon: “Master, you don’t have to lie. Just tell me how I have to act to change your mind.”

Dooku: “You are very dependable, Qui-Gon, where is this coming from?”

Qui-Gon takes a deep breath: “You never ask me to carry you, Master.”

Dooku.exe: stops working

Dooku: “…what?”

Qui-Gon: “I know I’ve yet to reach your height, Master, but I assure you that I can lift you up! You don’t weigh that much, Master, I can carry you! You can depend on me, Master!”

Dooku: “…is this about the mission with Yoda?”

Qui-Gon: “Master Yoda said it’s a Padawan’s duty to support their Master. I can support your weight, Master, I promise.”

Dooku tries really hard to convince Qui-Gon that that is not what Yoda was talking about, that Yoda was teasing him, it wasn’t a literal thing, but Qui-Gon refuses to be convinced. Qui-Gon just gets more and more sad, convinced that Dooku doesn’t see him as someone he can lean on, and Dooku is like: “Qui-Gon, I am NOT going to make you carry me, you are twelVE-“ and Qui-Gon just: “You think I’ll drop you, you don’t trust me, how can I earn your trust, Master, I promise I can do it, please depend on me.” And Qui-Gon eventually gets his way, because Dooku is weak.

So we just see twelve-year-old Qui-Gon piggybacking Dooku around the temple. Qui-Gon is taking very slow steps and his tongue is stuck out in concentration because he has to partially lift his Master with the Force (Master Dooku is heavier than he looks, Qui-Gon thinks to himself) and everyone is staring at them because they’re very confused and Dooku is trying really hard to fight the urge to bury his face in his hands to hide.

They reach Yoda, eventually, who stops them and asks what’s up and Qui-Gon, positively beaming depsite the fact that he is trembling and sweaty and tired from carrying a grown man on his back for over an hour, just says: “You were right, Master Yoda. I realized on our mission that I’ve been making Master Dooku do all the carrying, so I decided to even the scale.”

And Yoda just looks at this cheerful boy and then looks at his old Padawan who is sending out very strong “don’t look at me” vibes in the Force and Yoda just says: “Good work you have done, Qui-Gon.” Because what else is there to say??? Qui-Gon looks so proud of himself! Yoda can’t admit he was trolling, not when Qui-Gon is so cheerful about learning from him!

All this to say, years later, Obi-Wan just drags a half-passed out Qui-Gon on his back, and it isn’t even really a piggyback because Qui-Gon is just draped over top of him, but Qui-Gon is like: “Wow, Obi-Wan. I didn’t even have to ask you, you just knew about this, you really did your research” and Obi-Wan is like “??? Yes, Master, I read the briefing for the mission, you said you weren’t going to, one of us had to-“

And years more later, Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches Anakin casually sling Obi-Wan over his shoulder and Qui-Gon just smiles and is like “I knew it. He really was meant to be a Jedi.”

And more years, more later, Ahsoka is dragging Anakin the same way Obi-Wan dragged Qui-Gon and Qui-Gon is SO proud!!!

Even longer, after everything’s gone to shit, and Luke is carrying around Yoda (he never got the chance to carry around Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon understands) and Qui-Gon is super pleased and Obi-Wan is like “???”

Qui-Gon: “Padawans are supposed to carry their Masters, just as their Masters carry them.”

Obi-Wan: “Yes, I remember hearing that as well, as a youngling, but I think it was supposed to be metaphorically.”

Qui-Gon: “That’s impossible, Obi-Wan. Dooku allowed me to carry him around.”

Obi-Wan: “…”

Obi-Wan, internally: So Dooku was the reason Qui-Gon randomly demanded to be carried… I would say I can’t believe this, but it’s Dooku, so I can.

(Then, Luke eventually trains Grogu for a little bit, and Qui-Gon is like: “ :0 Luke, no!!! He’s supposed to carry you!!!” And Luke is like: “??? He’s a baby.”

Qui-Gon: “I carried my Master when I was twelve :/ “

Yoda: “Determind you were.”

Qui-Gon: “You have to let him carry you, Luke, or else this just won’t work out!”

Grogu eventually ends up leaving and Qui-Gon is still muttering about how it never would have happened of Luke had just listened to him. Luke has mastered the art of tuning Qui-Gon out. Obi-Wan and Yoda wish they could do the same…

So, when Luke starts teaching Rey or someone, as his actual Padawan instead of just a student like the others, Qui-Gon is like: 👀

Luke: “No.”

Qui-Gon: 😔

And, long story short, Rey carries around Master Skywalker, at first because it made it much easier to make fun of him for being short, but then because Rey just finds it easier to get Luke to do things if she is physically carrying him to the thing he has to do.

Qui-Gon is so proud of them. Obi-Wan is so tired. Yoda wonders if he regrets inadvertently teaching Qui-Gon this, then remembers how absolutely mortified Dooku was whenever Qui-Gon piggybacked him around and Yoda decides that it was actually the best lesson he had ever inadvertently taught in his life.)

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Summary: Yoongi chooses his music over you for the last time.

Genre: angst

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 “No really Yoongi, it’s fine. Ditch me again for your mixtape,” he could hear the undertones of anger in your voice hiding under a thick layer of sarcasm, “no honestly, I didn’t expect anything less of you. This was your last chance like I told you about five times already and you’ve shown where your loyalties lay, with your music. That’s okay. I’m going to start seeing other people who might put me first for once.”

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What do I start with if I am starting Korean and how to I find out how to speak the basics. Can you help or give tips on how you started out??

안녕하세요! There are some great sites to help you get started on your Korean journey! The best way to study a language is to expose yourself to it everyday for at least 30 minutes to an hour. If you watch some Korean dramas, you can pick up some phrases. When I first started out, I learned how to write my name, then I got a white board and wrote down the alphabet multiple times until I memorized them all. When I would watch dramas, I would write down simple vocabulary that I heard. 

Here are my tips for you:

Make sure you master the alphabet. I don’t recommend just reading how each letter is pronounced but to actually hear it being pronounced. Here is a good video.

There are some good sites out there that have great Korean lessons. Here are some:TalkToMeInKoreanHowToStudyKoreanSejonghakdang - Free EbooksTHE CYBER UNIVERSITY OF KOREA

Watch Korean language videos. (YouTube is going to be your best friend). KoreanUnnieSang-Seok YoonTalkToMeInKoreanKoreanClass101BASIC Phrases24 Hour KOREAN

Download the app HelloTalk and HiNative on your phone. You can talk to natives who can help you learn the language! 

Download a Korean dictionary on your phone. Naver Dictionary is very good!

Download a Korean radio and podcasts. I recommend Radio Korean (Coco) and Player FM.

Follow Korean Instagram accounts.

List to KPOP and read the lyrics in Hangul. You can learn new vocabulary and how things are pronounced!

Practice your listening and speaking skills. This is the hardest thing to do but many neglect doing this and find themselves only studying vocabulary and the grammar. Don’t make that mistake! From the very beginning you should force yourself to speak it EVERYDAY no matter how awkward and bad it might be. So how can you practice if you don’t have any Korean friends? Here are some tips!

I would recommend recording yourself and posting it on HiNative and/or HelloTalk. People can give you feedback and tips. (Don’t be discouraged if they can’t understand you at times, keep working hard!). 

If you have Netflix, there are some Korean dramas that have Korean subtitles. Watch the drama with… Korean subtitles!!! NOT English subtitles. When you put English subtitles, you aren’t really active listening anymore. BUT when you watch with Korean subtitles, you see how the sentences are pronounced, and you learn new grammar and vocabulary. You’re probably not going to understand much at first, but you should try to write down SOME (NOT all) the vocabulary you aren’t familiar with. These are bound to come up again in the next episode or even other dramas. 

There are reality Korean TV shows on Youtube. They usually put some Korean subtitles. 

Lastly, listen to Korean fairy tales on Youtube. Not only are they interesting, but they put Korean subtitles as well! So, after each sentence, pause the video, read the sentence, and repeat what the narrator said (You can also do this with Korean dramas). This will help you with your pronunciation. Here are some Korean books with audio and subtitles:BOOK21선녀와 나무꾼재주 많은 다섯 형제 곰 세 마리 

Learning Korean is going to be like a roller coaster but you can do it! Enjoy the process and don’t get discouraged. Don’t give up! You’re going to need confidence in yourself, and you’re going to need to be okay with making LOTS of mistakes, speaking awkwardly, forgetting vocabulary, and MORE. If you find yourself becoming discouraged because other learners are doing very good and you feek behind, don’t watch their videos and try to only watch videos of native speakers teaching Korean and giving tips. ^-^ Good luck and I hope this helps! 

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