“So Why Is He In Prison?”

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

men should apologize for not being sebastian stan.

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

there's this girl in my class who's like one of those really nice people who are great untill you have to work with them and i can't do it anymore i'm this close i swear this fucking close

I EVEN DRESSED UP TO GET THAT PACKAGE AND NOW SHE WILL ALWAYS ASSOCIATE THIS BEAUTY TO THAT BRAIN PLS

no cuz i just received a package and i forgot to use my normal email with my real name INSTEAD OF FRIED CHICKEN and the lady wouldn't stop laughing at me AS SHE SHOULD horrific experience -62827/10 will never do it again

Dear Santa