There's This Girl In My Class Who's Like One Of Those Really Nice People Who Are Great Untill You Have

If I was a girl’s stomach I’d never hurt her

hell nah my brain is fried i have nothing socially acceptable to say about this if i see one more they'll have to DRAG me to that asylum 4 good

Sebastian Stan photographed by Norman Jean Roy for Vanity Fair.

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you

I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.

if i was 26 and had just woken up from a 70 year suicide-induced coma with no one in the present remembering who i am and instead conflating me with the ever changing image of the role i played in ww2 that now serves as american propaganda and 2 weeks ago i was watching guys get half of their faces blown off and a week after that the love of my life fell off of a moving train with me only being able to watch and then i had to like... deal with a billionaire nepo baby war profiteer calling me an old man and saying there's nothing special about me i would have started killing people. but unfortunately it happened to steve rogers. and he has, like, morals. so

Anthony Mackie & Sebastian Stan (feat. Daniel Bruhl as witness) play with food in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) Bloopers

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

I hope Sebastian Stan is having a good day and that he’s staying hydrated.