jake lockely likes taylor swift
got a new penpal (theyre plural and trying to figure out the kind of plural they are which is p interesting to be able to support them through)
also i dont have a boyfriend but like the not-boyfriend didnt give me an absolute no to being my boyfriend eventually which was swaggy
just gotta both work on some stuff from our past together
my not boyfriend and i share a hyperfixation on cult and secret society related medias and talk about it and watch shows and movies related to it
without fail that means the jokes about our cult related trauma happens and then of course we keep wondering which cult it was
and without fail as soon as we start looking into it we blackout and this is the funniest cycle were in rn caus damn i just want to know so i can make even more jokes
Beautiful. Wonderful. Amazing.
AGE REGRESSOR KAZ PART TWO
If Jesper and Inej are in the know:
-jesper would play with him (hc jes regresses to ~10-12)
-inej would be extra protective of her boys
-inej and jesper would absolutely dote on their boy like he needs a snack? jesper's on it. a drink? inej is already holding it
-they would take turns covering for kaz when it comes to work stuff
-jesper likes to tell him stories his mom used to tell him and inej likes to tell him the stories of her saints
-they sit right next to him so he can feel their body heats and know that theyre there even tho he cant deal with touch
-if theyre gone for too long he starts slipping younger and crying
-eventually they work up to being able to scratch his head (kaz deserves head scratches gosh darn it) and he absolutely melts into them
-jesper gets kaz a soft and warm blanket made out of a patchwork of brightly colored fabrics that match some of his outfits so that he always has a part of him with him
-jesper also makes little metal toys for kaz to enjoy
-inej tracks down sweets and
more stuffed animals for kaz to enjoy
-JESPER ABSOLUTELY GETS HIM A STUFFED GOAT NAMED MILO
part one
hey to all my fellow american queers, if you need support dont be afraid to reach out
i dont care if we dont know each other, ill listen if you need me to
i also want to just be direct about this because the community's going to be facing a lot of losses in the next few years and i want to tell you that regardless of what happens to each of us, we wont be forgotten, our community wont die out
no matter what happens and how much we lose, theyll always be at least one queer person out there and if theres at least one of us then the rest of us wont be forgotten
tomorrow we wont be homeless anymore
tomorrow we'll get to put our recovery before our survival
tomorrow we'll get to finally be ourselves after months of not being able to
The Pitt + this article from The Onion
guys we’re. actually starting to ship steven and marc (in the show)
oops
this is all the introjects fault
THE ONLY WICCAN I LIKE IS THE MARVEL CHARACTER WICCAN CAUSE HES FUCKIN COOL AS SHIT
THIS FIC WAS SO GOOD
IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE LANGDON AND SANTOS SIBLING POTENTIAL FOR DAYSSSS
langdon and mel falling in love after his wife divorces him while he’s in rehab is OUT. langdon and santos becoming begrudging roommates thru a craigslist ad after his wife forces him to move out is IN.
dear people who believe in ‘narcissistic abuse’,
count your days.
this is a threat.