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remember that post i made a while ago talking about a despicable me sbi au? well..

HOLY COW

I like this prompt so much, please someone write a fanfic. I'm beggin you

A random au thought that I barely thunk up before splotching it on here.

So basically, Danny, Sam, and Trucker are doing some bullshit thing and somehow manage to create a whole ass world out of a tabletop game they were playing or something.

Basically DnD I guess.

But anyways, the three create this world so that they can play and do whatever they want. All three of them have legends about themselves from the npc's they's inhabited the world with.

Tucker is the Pharaoh of the night less desert, known as Duulaman. Freeing the citizens from the rule of the Tyrant god Abanoub and brought peace and prosperity to all across the land.

Sam is the Queen of Nature known as Terra, directly on par and sharing interests with Mother Nature. Her legend is that she freed the Forest of Vita and defeated a powerful void entity who sought to use the powers of Gaia to further its own ends for power. Joining forces with Mother Nature who almost fell to its corruption to end the void being once and for all.

Danny, known as Astraeus, unlike the other two, have two different aspects to his legend. Prince of the undead, and the constellation Star Child.

The first one as you should know, is basically Danny being the prince of ghosts, wherein in the world they made the ghosts (and extending too other undead), were disorderly and running rampant among the other races in the continuation of a war that should have longed ended. So, he rounded then all up and took control because the person who was originally supposed to be doing it was... indisposed.

(Cough, real reason is that Pariah Dark somehow got his ghostly hands on the world cords and was like "Hmmm, my son's world is awfully boring time to spice things up" and then shit happened.)

Which in turn, ended the eons long war between ghost kind and the other races.

Constellation Star Child is one he kind of got on accident, his friends made a joke about him being the spawn of death and time itself and being molded from a star. Which the npc's took seriously.

Also doesn't help that he goes out to explore the void and space around their world on numerous occasions to identify any threats that would require his attention (Which is literally just an excuse so he can go and explore space to his hearts content.). And whenever he comes back, it's like a shooting star falling down to earth.

So, after they've done all of their adventures and when it was time for them to just scrap this world and move on. They just, couldn't.

This world grew extremely on them during their time in it (Despite the unexpected inclusion of Pariah Dark), and they just didn't want to destroy it so they just, stayed.

Not like stay stay, more so they come back to it a lot more than they should. Fermenting themselves as these deities or god-like beings who protect and care for their followers or something.

They created a space for the three of them to converse, known simply as the council. A realm sitting on the plane of reality between the world and the void, basically heaven but not really heaven?

Anyways.

So, continuing on with this, the trio splits apart, a feud in reality carrying into their game world that caused Danny to just leave and explore the calmness of the cosmos so he can clear his head.

Sam went to Mother Nature to talk about it and seek aid about the recent crack in three's friendship.

Tucker just went to take care of his kingdom and confide in one of his trusted advisors, much like Sam.

This is when something unexpected happened. Danny never came back to that world, not as if he went back to his reality.

He just never came back.

Something is keeping him from going back, some powerful threat that he's keeping at bay with all of his might while out in the endless nothingness that is the void.

With the absence of his presence, a powerful void creature who managed to slip between the cracks of Danny's notice suddenly sees he's not there anymore for an extended period of time and has its sights on the core of the world, Gaia, and the two goddesses protecting it. Mother Nature and the Queen of Nature.

To distract the one known as the Pharoah, it managed to find what remained of Abanoub and gave him some of its power to combat Duulaman.

Abanoub worked behind the scenes, slowly rising back to his prime state of power and with the added power of the void entity, he managed to corrupt the roots of Duulaman's kingdom and sow discord.

Unfortunately for Abanoub, it couldn't exactly kill Duulaman, so it instead caught him by surprise and put him into eternal slumber.

The void entity who named itself Akasa, just like the previous one. Sought to use Gaia as a power source, but not just the core, but the two goddesses as well.

And with Duulaman and the Star Child of death out of the way, it was free to do so however it wished, though not to say it wasn't extremely careful when it enacted this plan.

Sam didn't know that Tucker was sent into eternal slumber, nor that Danny was never going to come back as soon as she hoped he would. So, when she went to the council and found that she was the only one there, she knew something was wrong.

Mother Nature was attacked while she was on a different plane, with such a coordinated attack on both her and Gaia by Akasa, Abanoub's army, and a recent addition, Chiwa the undead duchess' pawns. She unfortunately fell and became nothing more than power source.

Sam tried, oh she tried. But in the end, after a drawn out battle between her, Akasa, Abanoub, and Chiwa. She fell as well, with the added power Akasa gained from Gaia and Mother Nature, now with the added source of the Queen of nature. He was basically unstoppable.

That didn't mean all hope was lost, with the last bit of her power, she managed to seal all three of them to specific areas.

Abanoub, the Night less Desert. More specifically Tucker's throne.

Akasa, the realm between the world and the void. The council.

Chiwa, the blood lake of the eternal lady.

Their forces were still at large however, with the ghosts under Chiwa's command wishing to continue the war from eons ago. Abanoub's armies spreading across the world to take over their various kingdoms and be forced under his rule.

All two wished to free their master's, who in turn promised to free Akasa when they were free as well.

The rest of the races didn't take this laying down at all, immediately going to war and managing to hold their ground relatively well.

Both sides were at a standstill, with Abanoub, Chiwa and Akasa sealed they lost a signifcant portion of power.

Whereas with the Star Child gone, the Queen of Nature captured, and the Pharaoh of the Night less Desert sleeping, they couldn't push forward no matter how hard they tried.

So, what did they do?

They came together and summoned people from another world of course!

And who did they summon?

The Justice League.

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it’s not a warning and it’s not a judgement and it’s not an excuse, and it’s certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

It (2017) Masterlist

It (2017)

The Losers Club:

1. Being in the Losers Club Would Include…

2. Being Irish and part of the Losers Club Would Include…

3. Swimming

4. Panic

5. Replaced

6. Being Filipino and Part of the Losers Club Would Include…

7. Floating

8. Unexpected Haircut

9. Coming Out as FTM to The Loser’s Club Would Include…

10. A Date

11. Being Argentinian and Part of The Losers Club Would Include…

12. Best Friends

13. Nothing

14. Welcome

15. Being A Short Mexican Badass And Part Of The Losers Club Would Include…

16. Being The Shortest Member Of The Losers Club Would Include…

17. Being The Tallest Member Of The Losers Club Would Include…

18. Coming Out As Bisexual To The Losers Club Would Include…

19. Experiencing Snow For The First Time With The Losers Club Would Include…

20. The Losers Club Reacting To Your New Piercings Would Include…

21. A Girl?

22. The Losers Club Reacting To You Having A Panic Attack Would Include…

23. Having Social Anxiety and Being Apart Of The Losers Club Would Include…

Beverly Marsh:

1. Dating Beverly Marsh Would Include…

2. Being Beverly’s Sibling Would Include…

3. Bloody Knuckles

4. Being Shy and Dating Beverly Would Include…

5. True Love

6. Chicken

7. Perfect Shot

8. Secrets

9. Just In Case

10. With You

11. Girls Night

12. Listening to Music with Beverly Would Include…

13. School Party

14. Forever Single

15. Let Me Know

Bill Denbrough:

1. Dating Bill Denbrough Would Include…

2. Prom

3. Stutter

4. Guilt

5. Leader

6. Dumb

7. It

8. Not You

9. Sunsets

10. Paranoid

11. Miss You

12. A Little Get Away

13. Not So Private Kiss

14. No One

15. Always Welcome

16. Phone Call part 2

17. Being British and Dating Bill Would Include…

18. Couple Contest

19. It’s Been A Long, Long Time

20. The Idea’s In His Mind

Ben Hanscom:

1. Dating Ben Hanscom Would Include…

2. NKOTB

3. Books

4. Cuddling With Ben Would Include…

Eddie Kaspbrak:

1. Dating Eddie Kaspbrak Would Include…

2. Don’t Die

3. In Love

4. Lies

5. Germs

6. Big Brother

7. Hospital Visits

8. Crowds

9. Skater

10. I Can Fix This

11. Shoulder To Cry On

12. Dating Eddie and Being Taller Then Him Would Include…

13. No Sleep

14. Make It Better

15. The Night We Met

16. Interrupting Mom

Mike Hanlon:

1. Dating Mike Hanlon Would Include…

2. Hold You

3. 1 am Cuddles

4. Milkshakes and Star Gazing

5. Breakup

6. You’re Okay

7. Bullies

8. Why?

9. Surprises

10. Bikes

11. Naked

12. I Wouldn’t Mind

Richie Tozier:

1. Dating Richie Tozier Would Include…

2. Korean Reader x Richie Headcanon

3. Eye Rolls

4. Just Friends?

5. For Science

6. Chapstick

7. A Chance

8. Cute

9. Shopping

10. What You Want

11. Help

12. Missing Cat

13. Backwards

14. Don’t Run Away

15. Deserve Better

16. Being Richie Tozier’s Younger Sister Would Include…

17. Partners part two

18. Calm

19. Quiet

20. Shut Up

21. 3 Years

22. Finally Over

23. Bad Timing

24. Runaways

25. Alibi

26. Making Out

27. Something You Love

28. Music

29. So Much More

30. Pathetic

31. Lights

32. Rick Astley

33. Drive-in

34. Stupid Fights

35. Cold

36. Stars In Your Eyes

37. Don’t Leave

38. Opposites

39. Chill Out

40. Want Me?

41. Impressions

42. Family Party

43. Being A Cheerleader and Dating Richie Would Include…

44. Blushing

45. Im Better With You

46. A Real Kiss

47. Ruin Everything

48. Pranks

49. Tired Rambles

50. Hold Your Breath

51. Non Friendly Way

52. Being Fascinated By Supernatural Things and Dating Richie Would Include…

53. Missing Sandman

54. Soulmate AU HC

55. No Filter

56. All I Ask

57. Drunken Flirting

58. Broken

59. Being Australian and Dating Richie Would Include…

60. Ruiner

61. Accidental

62. Weezer

63. Dating Richie and Being Taller than Him Would Include…

64. Being Richie’s Twin and Being Completely Opposite to Him Would Include…

65. Doing Face Masks with Richie Would Include…

66. Directions

67. Let Me Think

68. What Are You Waiting For?

69. Richie Falling in Love with Someone who’s Afraid of Falling in Love Would Include…

70. Company

71. Thanks Asshole

72. Being Eddie’s twin and Dating Richie Would Include…

73. Damn That Accent

74. Shines Brighter

75. Drunken Aftermath

76. A Replacement 

77. Dating Bad Boy Richie Would Include…

78. Richie Being Super Whipped While You’re Dating Would Include…

79. Don’t Even Think About It

80. Coming Out As Lesbian to Richie Would Include…

81. Nobody’s Here

82. I Remember

83. Disapproving Parents

84. Being Best Friends With Richie Would Include…

85. Movie Night With Stan and Richie Would Include…

86. Headache

87. Boyfriend Material

Stan Uris:

1. Dating Stan Uris Would Include…

2. Bird Books

3. Plus Size Reader x Stan Headcanon

4. Crushes

5. Don’t Lie

6. Love

7. Bad Dreams

8. A Flirt

9. The Future

10. Bird Watching

11. Angel

12. Perfect

13. Paintings

14. Feelings

15. Holiday Party

16. Comfort

17. You Left Me

18. A Bet

19. Too Loud

20. All-Nighter

21. Love You

22. School Dance

23. Being Popular And Dating Stan Would Include…

24. Twister

25. Stan Uris Dating A Short Biracial Person Would Include…

26. Wanna What?

27. Bed Sharing

28. How Stan Would Tell You He Likes You HC

29. Exam

30. To Forget

31. Stood Up

32. Leaving On A Jet Plane

33. First Encounters

34. Drunk Phone Calls

35. Gentlemanly Acts

36. Bad Day

37. Isolation

38: Romantic Escapades

39. Movie Night With Stan and Richie Would Include…

Stozier:

1. What Do You Hate?

2. The Floor is Lava

3. Same

4. Stozier as Parents Would Include…

5. Cant Sleep

6. Order

7. Say It Again

8. Richie’s Birthday

9. Don’t Sweat It

Reddie:

1. Reddie as Parents Would Include…

2. Hoodie

3. Why?

Beverie:

1. Relationships

Bichie:

1. Hot

2. Voices

3. Missing Shirt

Benverly:

1. Flowers

Stenbrough:

1. Just Talk to Me

Series:

1. Into The Woods

LMAO

idk dude like i just dont know anymore

I. Just. Can't. Breathe. AAAAAAAAAAA

Hannibal AUuUUuuuUUUuuuuuuuUu

Help me improve my languages

Im looking for people i can talk in different languages with. Im working at a cafe in a city with a lot of tourists and would like to speak with them in their language but im a bit shy so i would like to practice on the internet. Hit me up if you know german(thats what i would like to improve the most since i was fluent in it a couple of years ago bur sadly forgot to use it). Im also looking for other people. You could be speaking spanish, italian, french, chinese, korean, russian, dutch or other amazing languages. Let me know, hit me up. I want to get to know as many of you as possible!

Please reblog to help me or even yourself by finding new friends all around the world!

hi! do you know any good modern au zukka fics?

YUP! (spoiler alert, most of this list is just gonna be me plugging @sword-and-stars because that’s what you get when you ask me for fic recs babes!) 

Netflix and Chill but we're Best Friends and you Fell Asleep by EnglishPlant this is set in a modern AU featuring bending and some elements of canon, but it’s basically Zuko falling asleep on Sokka and Sokka catching feels + some plot stuff 

Mass Times Acceleration by Haicrescendo aka the softest road trip AU of all time (whoops, looks like the hotel messed up and there’s only one bed, guess we have to cuddle x10) 

Carry On For You by Haicrescendo where everyone’s a pokemon trainer and Zuko is the gym leader of Vulca Gym (I know it sounds weird but TRUST ME, this is some GOOD SHIT, please read it) 

Quarantine And Chill 2020 by Haicrescendo features some of the cutest smut ever and some of the softest fluff ever. Features Zuko as the King of Trader Joe’s, Sokka as a twitch streamer, mutual pining, adopting cats, and Zuko getting a bubble bath. 

And I Feel Like An Oblivious Walnut In This Chili's Tonight by Elisabeth (Sokka thinking he’s being homophobic because he doesn’t like that Zuko brings guys home, when in reality he’s just a bisexual disaster) 

Friendship Bracelets by peachcitt FUCK this was soft what the hell? (College/Roommates AU) 

you caught me hook, line, & sinker by klinokinesis (orthokinesis) basically has Zuko as the nephew of a Fishing show TV star and Sokka as a bright and shiny boy who loves fish (high school AU, very cute) 

Simple Happiness by kotaka_kun  features Zuko learning to let himself have fun and Sokka wanting his bf to enjoy simple pleasures 

the one with the hot cashier by lesmiserablol features barista!Zuko and flirty Sokka 

Thunder by callmecaramleh features comedian Sokka and unemployed English major Zuko (features an airport kiss and some opinions about Star Wars) 

Quinacridone by Haicrescendo features artist!Zuko, barista!Sokka, and Zuko getting a gd nap (smut warning) 

Roomies Pt. 3 by beersforqueers features an accidental jacket swap, a mysterious avocado, and a date in an astronomy tower 

New plot twist she isn't liminal. Just after all that craziness in Amity she doesn't give a shit

What would happen if Jazz visits Gotham and ends up falling into a vault of acid?

How insane would she end up being?

Being a polylingual can be traumatic sometimes

How?

Lemme explain this to you in a extremely lazy way

"Cheer" in English - 🥳

"Cheer" in my native language - 💀

So every time I watch American film or series in the original (without dubbing), I'm getting an intense war flashbacks

Bc for me Cheer isn't about joy, in my native language it means fucking blood revenge, fucking Vendetta

Imagine you're chilling, watching some TV series and one character says to another

"I want to cheer you up!"

And you're sitting there like

"Please don't cheer them up please"