LMAO

Being a polylingual can be traumatic sometimes

How?

Lemme explain this to you in a extremely lazy way

"Cheer" in English - 🥳

"Cheer" in my native language - 💀

So every time I watch American film or series in the original (without dubbing), I'm getting an intense war flashbacks

Bc for me Cheer isn't about joy, in my native language it means fucking blood revenge, fucking Vendetta

Imagine you're chilling, watching some TV series and one character says to another

"I want to cheer you up!"

And you're sitting there like

"Please don't cheer them up please"

THIS IS SO FREAKING HILARIOUS

THE SPEED-

remember that post i made a while ago talking about a despicable me sbi au? well..

Fandom will never die ✊

Andi Mack Headcanons that have been accepted as the truth

I know this fandom is kinda dead now and people aren't watching it anymore but i wanted to do this so....

•Kippen Siblings/twins

•Trans!Marty

•That Tyrus is going to Corpanga it

•That Kira will forever pine over TJ and never actually improve

•Bisexual Jonah

•Lesbian Amber

•Good baker TJ

•Muffy is and always was endgame

•Bisexual Bex

•TJ's Mum is going to love Cyrus and vice versa

•The Dumbass Trio

•Platonic Tuffy

•GHC + TDT sleepovers

•TJ just carries around chocolate chocolate chip muffins for Cyrus

GUYS GUYS OK HEAR ME OUT

I dunno if I was the first one to notice this

But

Vi and Jinx's mother

And Caitlyn

Kinda look alike?!?!?!

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it’s not a warning and it’s not a judgement and it’s not an excuse, and it’s certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

That's brilliant. I love this.

A Fox Game Night game should be them putting up maps of the world and throwing darts at them, and if Neil has a fucked up On The Run story from that location the person who threw it has to take a shot

Aaron, somehow drunk: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN BANGLADESH???

Help me improve my languages

Im looking for people i can talk in different languages with. Im working at a cafe in a city with a lot of tourists and would like to speak with them in their language but im a bit shy so i would like to practice on the internet. Hit me up if you know german(thats what i would like to improve the most since i was fluent in it a couple of years ago bur sadly forgot to use it). Im also looking for other people. You could be speaking spanish, italian, french, chinese, korean, russian, dutch or other amazing languages. Let me know, hit me up. I want to get to know as many of you as possible!

Please reblog to help me or even yourself by finding new friends all around the world!

Sudden writing prompt

God has finally answered the prayers of mankind. To each sufferer (mentally or physically), he bestows a superpower to help solve your problems. Blind man gets X-ray vision, people suffering from insomnia can now control their own and others' dreams and etc. The strength of the abilities depends on the amount of suffering of this person.

MC who really considered themself a happy person receives God-like powers.

And now they somehow have to deal with that.

New plot twist she isn't liminal. Just after all that craziness in Amity she doesn't give a shit

What would happen if Jazz visits Gotham and ends up falling into a vault of acid?

How insane would she end up being?