Professors Don’t Teach You Facts They Teach You

Suck the depression out my pussy if you a real one

bruh at 7pm if that don’t fwm

i broke a nail at work on tuesday, then got nausea and hot flashes and peeled the skin off my hand sliding down the wall, and the next day cut another finger. i am she. she is me. we are one.

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

some of you should never be near a woman in any capacity

⋆·˚ ༘ * all i want for summer is a pink heart shaped pool.. (art by chaosdreamland)

“listen i know what you want & i get it but i just can’t do it right now my balls are literally aching”

me: