I Broke A Nail At Work On Tuesday, Then Got Nausea And Hot Flashes And Peeled The Skin Off My Hand Sliding

if u want to

I hope we meet again in another life…

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

true story i went to this bar in san diego and the bathroom was unisex w three stalls. i walk in and the first one is pretty gross, second one is a black commode with a black light bulb directly over head and all i can tell is it appears to be COVERED in piss, more than i thought a toilet seat could hold. i go to the THIRD stall and it’s STACKED with toilet paper just coming up & out the bowl. so i’m like jfc ok and i go back to the first one to squat over it. i’m mid pissin and this lady comes in and does the same thing except much more vocal. she goes to her first (my third) and is like **ew wtf**. and i’m like oh no baby wait. she hits the second and loud asf goes “IS THIS A MFKIN JOKE??” and went back to the other one, flushed it and i’m guessing did her business. i bout fell on my own filthy assseat bc my body locked up trying not to laugh.

i was blowed out when it happened and the first time i told the story but imma think about it every time i go shopping in the public restroom

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a Victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

give it time

I’ve been 18 for a week now being an adult is fun!