This Is Simply Too Much Like Genuinely A Personal Attack

just see two good boys

no

Sex is great but have you ever had someone rearrange your guts and then make sure you eat and drink something before helping you to the bathroom and then holds you close while you fall asleep on their chest?

professors don’t teach you facts they teach you

✨concepts✨

and facts too but the transferrable concepts are the point

Throwback to that time that one of my lecturers told us that Google is free so he wasn’t just going to throw a bunch of facts at us, and I said (to my friends) ‘why are we paying for him to teach us if we can just be taught by Google?’ and then approximately ten minutes later had to take it back, because Google would not have BROUGHT A PLASTIC TAKE OUT BOX FULL OF DEAD PARASITIC WORMS INTO THE LECTURE THEATRE AND STARTED SHOWING THEM ROUND AND THROWING THEM ABOUT

i’ll marry the first man that accepts that this is my religion spirituality

u wanna pet that dawg?

if i recall correctly crocodilians don’t have a very kinetic skull like at all, which provides death-force to their bite but that’s about it. so they have their lil teefies to try to chomp thru, bite down, & snatch their prey. which is why their throat is a big ole gaping hole, bc they can’t sit there and masticate the way we do. so they swallow things in gigantor chunks.

“LCT gene expression is controlled by a DNA sequence called a regulatory element, which is located within a nearby gene called MCM6. Some individuals have inherited changes in this element that lead to sustained lactase production in the small intestine and the ability to digest lactose throughout life.” source

soz if u can’t digest lactose sucks being a normie

aye US got silver and gold in skeet shooting tho

naturally