A-am I Still????? Rolling With The Punches??????

Had an awful dream about a huge tooth meteorite that was going to destroy earth on impact

cant believe the wickedness

smosh is a greater reminder that im a loser in a loser's ugly body and i have no chances

Omg omg head hurts from graduating

In my perception, $100 is a lot to give, but not a lot to have. However, $150 seems totally reasonable to give, and pretty decent to have (but the reasonable to give to pretty decent to have ratio is like 2:1). And this is because I think that once you reach $150 threshold, it's like you can see the peak of $200 from on top of the $100 but you're glad you don't have to climb the $200 peak.

(tracing over the razor bumps on your crotch) promise you’ll stop for me….

Itd be crazy if lumon was a rehab center and fulfilling every persons true desires but alternatively or smthn

Spoken by someobe on s2 ep3

youtube videos that i've been thinking about these days

What's it like to be queer and Muslim?

Perfectly Cut Smosh

I Dated outside my "Type". This is what happened.

the rice pouring scene that starts at 3.03 and ends with him saying 'very good' has me gigglling and blushing.

there will be one colored wall: an easter yellow, or paisley pink or tea pink or perriwinkle o rpowder blue