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my alarm just scared the living shit out of me. image JUST waking up, you're half asleep and you wiggle under the covers moving your hand around the bed and under your pillows trying to find your phone and the first thing you hear is

"YAAAAAAY"

"MR BONZO'S ON HIS WAY HE WANTS TO STAY HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU"

over and over again until you find your phone. currently shaking and sobbing and i WILL be thinking about this for the rest of the day.

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

He Michaels on my Shelley til I Spiral.

I love the part where they all got off

I think I'm into podcasts now

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jon should have been able to sock him at least once before s5

Sex is when you push your finger into someones open wound and they make a pathetic little moan in response

im alive i think

fuck dude they weren’t kidding. his teeth are NOT soft

Fictional Russian twink-ish sexymen with themes of medical malpractice and mismatched outfits my beloveds 🫶🫶🫶

“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

i think this is worse than the mr bonzo coquette edits

It’s Monday. Have you killed something with your teeth yet?

ok here's my hot magnus protocol theory: the gifted kids program was really a program meant to find a new archivist (which explains why gerry (eye-aligned) and sam (EYE-ALIGNED, SPEEDRUNNING GETTING HIS ASS CEASELESSLY WATCHED) were there) (and could also explain the artifact storage category of 'catalyst') and [error] is a failed archivist trapped beneath the archives until sam and alice unknowingly freed them.....

also sam still searching for answers for why he wasn't chosen even all these years later to the point where he has the voice of the ceaseless watcher's former special little boy egging him on tells me he may have been a better candidate for archivist than the institute realized. which. bad news for sam. great news for us, the viewers.

inkneedles is supposed to be a crack ship but ink5oul "let me look at the dead body you can trust me i'm an influencer" and needles "if you don't take me seriously i'll just dox you" are making out sloppy style and bullying kids on the internet together and there's nothing i can do about it

sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

Nigel Dickerson: The joke of my show has become my reality. Nigel: I'm imprisoned in a house I can't even call my own, forced to live with...that...that Thing. Nigel: For pity's sake, I have to spend my evening by the door waiting for him to return so he doesn't smash through the wall. Nigel: The only remaining scrap of joy in my life is knowing that He's sent out to face down monsters just as bad as he. Mr. Bonzo: *Bonzoing contentedly up to the door.* Mr. Bonzo: ....*expectant* Nigel: ...Welcome home, Mr. Bonzo. Mr. Bonzo: Bonzo BONZO! Nigel: If...if you don't mind telling me....where did they send you? Mr. Bonzo: *dips a finger in Putrid Meat Juice and etches out like a kids' fingerpainting*: STRIP CLUB :) Nigel:

Today I had to witness one friend ask another the question "What did you think about Getting Off?" and I immediately questioned the past two years of friendship.

are you telling me the same fandom that came up with the shipnames lonelyeyes doorkeay and dyehard also settled for jonmartin

in the oiar office. straight up "getting off". and by "off", haha, well. let's justr say. My armns.

@jonmartinweek Day 4 Tea as Love Language // Beyond the Grave (also a bit of Day 7: Eldritch Powers // Caretaking I guess)

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

have some martin doodles while i fumble around with his design :>

New fear entity just dropped... The UK Government

'keep an eye on the case loads over the next few days' AN EYE YOU SAY. AN EYE ? AN EYE ??????

Sorry I’ve been sick as hell have mullet Gerry as consolation