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MY SHAYLAAA (I can't draw men)

Today I had to witness one friend ask another the question "What did you think about Getting Off?" and I immediately questioned the past two years of friendship.

BREAKING!! Cunty cult leader serves TOO MUCH CUNT

Her neck marking in this one matches the one Hassan has because she's a priestess‼️ (this is Malika again btw)

Aaliyah, Hassan, Ayesha, and Dr Gears! I can't remember if I posted this page already so here it is regardless.

God's favorite boyfailure

do you have any favourite tma ships? any that aren't that common? (defining common as the canon ships + daisira + lonelyeyes + doorkeay)

My uncommon ships are a bit dicey to be honest, I'm a real big fan of jonelias (I've even written fanfic), I love terminal velocity, Jon and Gerry, and of course polyarchives. I'm a huge multishipper, so I'm very susceptible to ship propaganda.

Quickly being reminded of how much Martin Blackwood really is the character of all time. He faked his CV. He’s a serial arsonist. He has mommy issues. He got pissed at his boyfriend for killing their boss without him. He gets the hots when said boyfriend kills monsters with his eldritch horror powers. His love language is tea. He’s got psychopathic tendencies. He writes poetry. He made up a fake middle name for no reason. He’s gay. He’s fucked up. He’s even trapped in a modified version of Windows NT 4.0, a business focused predecessor to Windows 95. I can only hope to one day create a character so iconic.

I am running out of captions‼️

pussy so mysterious and inscrutable, he call that shit The Stranger ^_^