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"Father, into your hands I commend my spirit."

- (Chop Suey!, System of a Down)

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

"Oh, he's cinnamon role coded! He's so soft boi!"

OK. Is he Jesus Coded?

Cut the yaoi and get back to God.

Today I had to witness one friend ask another the question "What did you think about Getting Off?" and I immediately questioned the past two years of friendship.

@frangle @ocean-lilypad to name a few

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

when you and some random old guy who worships the same god as you get caught for throwing people off roller coasters:

it was simon’s idea of a team building exercise KAJAJSJA mandatory vast avatar bonding activity

bonus:

I watched Spider-man: Homecoming with my parents last night and went absolutely FERAL over the Vulture guy-

Coughing baby (Ayesha) vs hydrogen bomb (the world)

(A tax form would kill him)

From left to right and top to bottom: Hassan, Ayesha, Malika, and Aaliyah

(Hassan and Malika are in the cool cult, Ayesha and Aaliyah are in the nerdy cult)