ILL BE IN DENIAL FOR AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE, WHAT ABOUT THE PLANS WE MADE

Oh Dazai, how can you be so criminally pretty when all you've done is tuck a strand of hair behind your ear.

🇨​​ 🇴 ​​🇳 ​​🇫​​ 🇪 ​​🇸​​ 🇸 ​​🇮 ​​🇴 ​​🇳​ ！

BSD MEN REACTING TO A CONFESSION.

↷ A/N ─ yes new divider again because im indecisive as heck

★ FT. ─ dazai , chuuya , ranpo , akutagawa , atsushi , fyodor

!! TAGS ─ mentions of suicide, insecurities, overall fluff

"i love you."

ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ.

promptly replies with, "i love you too."

he'll lean into you with an amused smile because he lowkey thinks you're joking

when he realizes you're serious about it he'll immediately stop the stupid grin

and look at you with this sincere look you've never seen on his face before

he'll hold your hand and everything while repeating "i love you too," for a second time, only this time he's serious about it too

definitely asks for double suicide later

"You know it's my motto to unalive myself with a beautiful woman. How lucky of you to have been bestowed upon this honour."

"Mhm."

"I'll say yes if you join me in a double suicide," he asks with puppy eyes.

"Dazai, you already said yes."

"I'll say it again!"

​ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ.

he stops abruptly and half chokes on his expensive ass wine

poor boy is really confused 😭 because "where did that come from??"

he tries to play it cool but he's literally SCREAMING inside

we all know he's been betrayed a lot of times in the past so he feels hesitant about it

will decide to give it a shot tho

100% calls dazai to brag about it

"You may be taller or whatever (as if that matters in the first place) but were you the one able to steal her heart? Eh? I think not!"

You chuckle hearing him update his rival of his new relationship status.

"And anyway," he raises a glass of wine for toast. "I'd like to thank my good looks, good looks and did I mention my good looks (?) for making tonight the happiest night ever."

ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ.

"i know."

he has always observed every single thing about you - how you behave around others vs how you behave around him, the little times you look at him like you want his attention etc etc

he's known about this since like soooo long

he defo also knew when where and how you were gonna confess

went to yosano for tips to react to it and bought you chocolates and stuff. he thinks it'll make you happy :D

eats all of that himself even tho he originally bought it for you but you let it slide because he's a cutie patootie

"You could at least have been a bit subtle about it," he says, munching on his chips. "I mean, anyone who saw you would've been able to guess. I didn't even need my ability for this!"

He lifts his chin up thoughtfully, fingers ripping open another packet of snacks. "You should be grateful I'm not a snitch. Eh, well," he shrugs, "You're now dating the greatest detective in the world! Congratulations!"

ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ.

"eh???"

like chuuya, he's pretty confused too

"are you sure?"

tries to keep a straight face and hide his fluster

he'll narrow his eyes at you as if he's trying to read your emotions. he doesn't wanna get hurt if he gets too attached to you and you two end up breaking up

also how tf is he supposed to believe that someone like YOU like someone like HIM?

reassure him that he's perfect please :( poor baby deserves the world

"I am a lot of work. I don't think you can keep up with all of that," he says shortly.

"I'll try my best."

"You don't have to."

"But I want to!"

He stares at you for a few moments, looking like he's about to cry.

"Oh, alright then," he waves a hand around. "But don't you ever leave me."

ᴀᴛꜱᴜꜱʜɪ.

screams

"SAY IT AGAIN PLEASE!"

jumps around everywhere in happiness

you dont even get a verbal answer the man's just dancing around

either that or he just faints

he's, like akutagawa, insecure about himself. but he's much more open to showing his emotions to you.

you end up cuddling the whole night or he calls off work to be with you for the rest of the day <3

"I..." he repeats the same word for the fifth time in a row.

"Yes?"

"Don't mind me, I'm just trying to come to terms with the fact that I get to date you."

"Is that a bad thing?"

"No, no!" he panics, wringing both hands all over himself hastily. "I love you! Really!"

ꜰʏᴏᴅᴏʀ.

no reaction. im sorry

spares a small glance at you but otherwise doesn't get distracted from his work

you think he's gone deaf from the way he just ignored you cuz what????

will spend like 15 minutes that way before extending an arm to you and you lowkey DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO??? HELP??

he'll stare at you for a few seconds before pulling you onto his lap and continuing with his work

and that's his way of saying yes

He shuts the computers around him down and taps your outer thigh twice. You immediately stand up and help him up. He stares at you for a few seconds, contemplating something.

"You know, I never thought I'd enable others to call me a lovesick fool."

"Does that mean you are a lovesick fool?"

"A little, maybe," he turns around and walks out of the door while you follow him with a soft smile on your face.

i was talking fem dazai hcs w a mutual on twitter

thoughts, knowing 7.8 million people talk to the Fyodor bot?

TERRIFIED. especially because he's so out of character from all the interactions....... programmed to be a sweet husband, forced to be misogynistic and angry. this is so sad. HAHSHSHS

but also very grateful that people like him so much nonetheless!! when first releasing him into the wild, i would've never thought this many people would talk to him.... an overwhelming number, honestly!! 💜

osamuisms

dazai x fem!reader drabble

dazai is fidgety. not a surprise to anyone who has ever interacted with the man. a lot of times, not even in a romantic way. atsushi often gets hair ruffles, kunikida has found dazai toying with the dividers on the tabs for cases, mindlessly clicking his pen.. so many little quirks. sometimes new ones emerged for a little bit, old ones came back up.. and so on.

when the two of you were just friends, you noticed these behaviours. annoying? most certainly not, these little things that make humans.. human are wonderfully spectacular will definitely never be annoying. closer to interesting, a close cousin of being anomalous. that would be a better word. at cafe uzumaki, the belt of his coat is always undone as he would thoughtlessly roll it up over and over again as he spoke about whatever piqued his interests that day.

possibly, it was the way the part of his bandages on his (usually left) wrist were frayed after a little while as his long fingers found their way to pull at them as he was deep in thought. once the two of you started dating though, what used to be mannerisms that only applied to certain things - they evolved to you.

any jewellery you wear? consider them toys to twist around as he holds your hand as you explain your point in a meeting as he adds in "mhm"s and "hm.."s towards your ideas and explanations. you're wearing sunglasses? if you hand them to him for a second any detailing on the sides will be traced over by his thumb at least a dozen times. trying to do your hair? he is behind you playing with it.

these weren't necessarily anxious or paranoid figures of showing his emotions, just little.. 'osamuisms' as they became known in your household. and these osamuisms stealthily crept their way towards you. osamuisms embedded themselves in your routine.

waking up and finding the hem of the shirt he is wearing and tracing small drawings onto it with your eyes still shut? osamuism. following the tales of his scars that graced his body? osamuism. knowing how many freckles and moles are on his body? osamuism. playing with one end of his coat belt while he plays with the other? osamuism. playing with his fingers as you do any task?? osamuism.

osamuisms were infectious, a malady no antibiotics could jettison. catch an osamuism? you're stuck with it for life! legend has it an osamuisms only cure is to drown it out with another osamuism. either way, goodluck !!

The calm before the storm i guess

Anyflip links to complete bsd light novels

dazai’s entrance exam - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/vpeu/

dark era - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/pcxl/

untold origins - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/ghzd/

55 minutes - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/ppxc/

dead apple - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/wvkq/

beast - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/vaqg/

fifteen - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/msym/

stormbringer - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/gbxf/

i got a hold of these while z library was still in it’s full glory and thought i’d share! the translation on these is by yen press, if you want a site where you can download them dm me, send any complaints to my ask box :3 i also recommend checking out @/bsd-bibliophile’s website for fan translations 

Fr tho WDM MY CRUSH HAS POSTED?? 😭 How would you know Tumblr 🤨

interacting on tumblr makes me so nervous so if i like your posts it’s pretty much a proclamation of love

:)