dazai x fem!reader drabble
dazai is fidgety. not a surprise to anyone who has ever interacted with the man. a lot of times, not even in a romantic way. atsushi often gets hair ruffles, kunikida has found dazai toying with the dividers on the tabs for cases, mindlessly clicking his pen.. so many little quirks. sometimes new ones emerged for a little bit, old ones came back up.. and so on.
when the two of you were just friends, you noticed these behaviours. annoying? most certainly not, these little things that make humans.. human are wonderfully spectacular will definitely never be annoying. closer to interesting, a close cousin of being anomalous. that would be a better word. at cafe uzumaki, the belt of his coat is always undone as he would thoughtlessly roll it up over and over again as he spoke about whatever piqued his interests that day.
possibly, it was the way the part of his bandages on his (usually left) wrist were frayed after a little while as his long fingers found their way to pull at them as he was deep in thought. once the two of you started dating though, what used to be mannerisms that only applied to certain things - they evolved to you.
any jewellery you wear? consider them toys to twist around as he holds your hand as you explain your point in a meeting as he adds in "mhm"s and "hm.."s towards your ideas and explanations. you're wearing sunglasses? if you hand them to him for a second any detailing on the sides will be traced over by his thumb at least a dozen times. trying to do your hair? he is behind you playing with it.
these weren't necessarily anxious or paranoid figures of showing his emotions, just little.. 'osamuisms' as they became known in your household. and these osamuisms stealthily crept their way towards you. osamuisms embedded themselves in your routine.
waking up and finding the hem of the shirt he is wearing and tracing small drawings onto it with your eyes still shut? osamuism. following the tales of his scars that graced his body? osamuism. knowing how many freckles and moles are on his body? osamuism. playing with one end of his coat belt while he plays with the other? osamuism. playing with his fingers as you do any task?? osamuism.
osamuisms were infectious, a malady no antibiotics could jettison. catch an osamuism? you're stuck with it for life! legend has it an osamuisms only cure is to drown it out with another osamuism. either way, goodluck !!
AND IF I SAY ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA
Short ficlet. GL reacts to last chapter. And get a hug from Bram.
Spoilers for Chapter 115. A small rant.
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"How was Fyodor ever going to execute his plan to turn Fukuchi into a triple singularity?
For this, Fyodor needed: One, either dead or weakened Fukuchi, whom Fyodor could pierce with swords. Two, Amenogozen. Three Holy Sword. And if I have no questions about points 1 and 2, their “appearance” was originally intended to be a part of DoA's plan, but the question with Holy Sword remains.
The only reason HS is available was because Aya pulled it out of Bram.
Why did Aya pull it out of Bram? - She wanted to help ADA, found out about Fukuchi’s plans and “became friends” with Bram.
How did Aya know about Bram and Fukuchi's plans? - She followed Jouno after reading his note.
How did Aya get the note? - By chance, she ran into Jouno at the airport. And Jouno had already begun to suspect Fukuchi.
What was Aya doing at the airport? - Her father forgot something there and asked Aya to pick it up.
This means that the only reason why HS was “cleared” of Bram was a series of accidents.
What would have happened if Aya had not come to the airport?
Fyodor made it from France to Yokohama (by helicopter) - Ended up next to the corpse/dying Fukuchi - Got Amegozen, Bram on HS - Stabbed Fukuchi with Amegozen. - And...
And what? Slashed Fukuchi's neck (with HS weighted by Bram's head)? Or would Fyodor try to impale Fukuchi on Bram's head and drive HS deeper and deeper until Bram ends and the blade begins?
It’s just... Aya in this arc is not a returning character, but a piano in the bushes and a Deus ex machina, both for ADA, and for the Hunting Dogs, and for Fyodor."
You finally take a breath and rubbed your temples.
Bram, who earlier asked you to read new chapters of BSD together with him (it was strange, but Bram wanted to see, if new characters has appeared and if they should prepare rooms for newcomers, didn't know what to say. He wasn't expecting, that you will start ranting. Bram raised an eyebrow.
"Do you require a hug, My Little Bat?"
You nodded, practically lunged forward Bram and pulled him into the tight hug.
"Yes, please!"
You two stay silent for a few moments. Then you spoke up.
"Want to fetch Aya and get ice cream?"
Bram nodded.
"Lead the way, [Y/N]."
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A/N: Sorry for the rant. But I really needed it.
By the way. On this panel:
Fyodor looks like he has no thought behind his eyes.
bsd 118 spoilers
LICY KYOUKA LICYHSJAJCNHIEJENJDJNSX LUCJY KYOUKA. THYERE TSLKIJG. THEYRE IN ANNE’S ROOM TOGETHER. DNUSJSJBDJHDJHHJEDHJSWJNSWJNSDHJEDHJEWHJJSWNJHSSHJWDJHWEHJ I MISSED RHEM SO BAD.
Hedwig:
my first thought was "drunk hedwig" would do this but ... i don't think she needs to be drunk to do this
At some point, what I really want in BSD is for Atsushi to fight Chuuya. Like, idk the reason, maybe to settle an issue between the mafia and the agency, instead of a war they pick a fighter.
Atsushi just expects it to be Akutagawa, because that's who he's always fighting but then Chuuya shows up. Because he's the mafia's top fighter, of course they're gonna choose him. I want everyone worried over Atsushi, I want conflicted Dazai trying to stop it happening.
But the fight goes ahead. You can tell at first Chuuya is toying with Atsushi, testing the waters, trying to get him to take the fight seriously, because Atsushi has a habit of holding back. Chuuya gets what he wants, he says something that gets under Atsushi's skin, so the kid goes at him full force. Everyone's waiting to see a squashed tiger.
Except Atsushi used his claws. His claws that cut through any ability, including Chuuya's seemingly invincible shield of gravity. And Chuuya's stood there, with four deep gashes going from his shoulder, down and across his torso
And he's grinning like a mad man.
Because, finally, he's got a fight he as to try in, an opponent who not only can stand up to his ability but slice right through it. He's got to think, he's got to use his skills outside of his ability and Chuuya's ecstatic.
Chuuya still wins the fight, but that means the conflicts over now. So he holds out his hand and helps Atsushi up. He says he fought well, has a good teacher but he's got a long way to go. And to Atsushi's absolute horror, Chuuya gives him the highest praise he has, "Can't wait for the next one."
Now Atsushi has to deal with two mafia men regularly jumping out at him and demanding a fight. But where Akutagawa's demands sound like death threats, Chuuya's have the energy of a very excited dog trying to force you to play fetch with it.
Elias if he was EVIL: I will respect your boundaries and have a healthy relationship with you
Silas if he was EVIL: You want to stay up late? Haha you don't have to tell me I'm not your mom or anything
Lavi if he was EVIL: I'll take care of you today darling you just lay down
Ciaran if he was EVIL: I have self respect
Theo if he was EVIL: I'll actually go up and talk to you like a normal person
Micah if he was EVIL: I seek physiological help
Since Atsushi is making up this Dazai and his knowledge is all only things he knows himself means that Atsushi's the one thinking it-
READER: Do it
YANDERE: Do what?
READER: Say the line. Say it.
YANDERE: . . .
READER: Please it’d be so funny.
YANDERE: . . . *in the most awkward/stiff way* You belong to me, you’re mine.
READER: Pffft
YANDERE: *cries and hides themself in a corner*
murase would be the type of dad to purposefully embarrass his son (chuuya) in front of his friends
chapter 115: BRAM!? D:
chapter 116: BRAM!! :D
chapter 117: BRAM !! D: