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How to fall asleep Quickly

1) Remember your amazing S/O and how cute they are

2) Remember that you dont have an amazing S/O 

3) Instantly Die 

i see all these fan artists & writers genuinely and anxiously apologizing bc their lives got busy & they disappeared for a bit. my sweetest hoes you do this for FREE

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

being me is just like *fights the urge to tell random people online that I’m in love with them* *fights the urge to tell random people online that I’m in love with them* *fights the urge to tell random people online that I’m in love with them* *fights the urge to-

(sorry if this has already been done, I haven't seen it)

The legend of the vampire was started by a cocky vampire who told stories about himself around the campfire,spreading the tales of pale skinned predators who couldn't go out during the day. Half the time he was lying about their weaknesses,laughing as the church went on crusades trying to find his species And then continuing to tell the stories throughout the evolution of mankind. Laughing as more and more humans became infatuated with the thought of beautiful bloodsuckers coming to whisk them away.

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

PLEASE

Hey everyone who is sane and not shitting on Seán every five seconds for the stupidest shit reblog this so I can follow you guys

i guess im one of the chill blogs mainly because i almost dont exist lmao

like if you are a responsible student

reblog if you’re currently avoiding schoolwork