The Legend Of The Vampire Was Started By A Cocky Vampire Who Told Stories About Himself Around The Campfire,spreading

The legend of the vampire was started by a cocky vampire who told stories about himself around the campfire,spreading the tales of pale skinned predators who couldn't go out during the day. Half the time he was lying about their weaknesses,laughing as the church went on crusades trying to find his species And then continuing to tell the stories throughout the evolution of mankind. Laughing as more and more humans became infatuated with the thought of beautiful bloodsuckers coming to whisk them away.

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2 years ago

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4 years ago

mark is being nicer but he’s getting fat lately so i guess he cannot be pretty and nice. stan ethan

Mark Is Being Nicer But He’s Getting Fat Lately So I Guess He Cannot Be Pretty And Nice. Stan Ethan

On a serious note, Mark is hands down one of the most physically attractive people on the planet.

He’s such a light in the world and his worth is never measured in his weight. He is such an amazing person and if you think for even a second that Ethan would tolerate this hate against Mark you are sorely mistaken.

Kindly fuck off and stop being such a bitch on anon.

Mark Is Being Nicer But He’s Getting Fat Lately So I Guess He Cannot Be Pretty And Nice. Stan Ethan
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5 years ago

Reblog this if your blog is a safe haven for ALL non-white, disabled, trans, queer, and/or women, and your ask box is open to anyone who needs it tonight, or anytime, for the next few years.

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4 years ago

like if you are a responsible student

reblog if you’re currently avoiding schoolwork

5 years ago

We respecc the new name!!

Can I ask you guys a favor?

Could you call me Stain from now on?

2 years ago

give them- give them to me i rpromise i wont put them in my mouth i promise jsut just a singular one i promise- 

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    mysuffferingisdivine reblogged this · 4 years ago

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