Natasha: Hey, Steve? Would You Kiss Bucky For A Million Dollars?

I love the word cunt it's so fresh so fun I hope we all have a cuntastic 2023

My intention isn’t to BOSS people around. But people who don’t create on tumblr really have to understand that if creators stop posting here, you won’t have anything else to like but maybe memes. If you want content to circle around to your dashboard... you have to pay it forward and reblog. That is why this website is dying. The Ban is not the only reason.

Period.

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

Me: *approaching my stairs* Monkey brain *chanting*: all fours. All fours. ALL FOURS. ALL FOU-

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being me is just like *fights the urge to tell random people online that I’m in love with them* *fights the urge to tell random people online that I’m in love with them* *fights the urge to tell random people online that I’m in love with them* *fights the urge to-

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

bruh im on my last exam rn and i feel so physically and emotionally drained. like.....can i just go home and sleep for 20 years???????????