Nothing Is Funnier To Me Than Dueling For Josephine’s Hand From Lord Ortano’s Perspective Because

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

What Josie do?

That. That what Josie do.

So just to be clear, during Trespasser the Winter Palace elven population consists of:

Briala’s spies, if Briala is still around;

Leliana’s spies;

Qunari spies;

Solas’s spies.

Maker’s breath, it’s no wonder they’re all tripping over one another’s plans.

But more importantly, can we take a moment to think about the following elven servants who undoubtedly exist:

The elf who is really, genuinely not a spy

The elf who is on all four sides at once

Now imagine them having a conversation.

You’re welcome.

josephine when the inquisitor and blackwall start kissing during his trial:

[teen Eskel, Geralt, and Gweld riding horses and talking about monsters]

Eskel: Incubus

Geralt: I can never remember what the difference between an incubus and a succubus is so while I'm looking that up I need you to hold Roach’s reigns and lead. *lets go of reigns to grab notebook*

Eskel: *frantically grabs at Roach’s reigns while still trying to lead scorpion*

Gweld: An incubus grows down from the ceiling and a succubus grows up from the floor I think.

Geralt: *scribbles notes furiously*

I absolutely love it! O_O (Yes, I am a sucker for younger Kear Morhen witchers)

heartache and woe

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So just to be clear, during Trespasser the Winter Palace elven population consists of:

Briala’s spies, if Briala is still around;

Leliana’s spies;

Qunari spies;

Solas’s spies.

Maker’s breath, it’s no wonder they’re all tripping over one another’s plans.

But more importantly, can we take a moment to think about the following elven servants who undoubtedly exist:

The elf who is really, genuinely not a spy

The elf who is on all four sides at once

Now imagine them having a conversation.

You’re welcome.