Nothing Is Funnier To Me Than Dueling For Josephine’s Hand From Lord Ortano’s Perspective Because

josephine when the inquisitor and blackwall start kissing during his trial:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

So just to be clear, during Trespasser the Winter Palace elven population consists of:

Briala’s spies, if Briala is still around;

Leliana’s spies;

Qunari spies;

Solas’s spies.

Maker’s breath, it’s no wonder they’re all tripping over one another’s plans.

But more importantly, can we take a moment to think about the following elven servants who undoubtedly exist:

The elf who is really, genuinely not a spy

The elf who is on all four sides at once

Now imagine them having a conversation.

You’re welcome.

pissing off every noble in Kirkwall, one ruined appointment at a time

What Josie do?

That. That what Josie do.

Woow… that was- almost kind of romantic ❤

Lainey Molnar