Pissing Off Every Noble In Kirkwall, One Ruined Appointment At A Time

On a random note

I still find it absolutely hilarious that you can have Anders or Merrill move in if romanced before All That Remains without checking in with Leandra.

Like, officially I figure it’s one of those “compressed Varric timescale” thing and the actual move-in was a bit less “okay, romance confirmed, start standing at the balcony anytime you’d like” but I swear it’s like

Hawke: So you know those three live-in-technically-servants I kinda sorta already had move in without asking? Leandra: What did you do Hawke: And also remember that time you eloped with an apostate without your parents’ permission and ran off to Ferelden? Leandra: What did you do??

Lainey Molnar

Why Watch Dogs 2 is important

- The protagonist is a young black man who grew up in a rough part of Oakland, probably surrounded by gangs, and still got himself educated and began fighting for justice after being wrongly accused of a crime.

-Marcus, despite everything the gang go through, is good-humoured, funny, and cares so much about his friends

- Sitara is of Indian descent

-Sitara is not sexualised 

-Sitara is badass

-Horatio is also a young black man who works in a company where, according to him, only 3% of the workforce is black

-Wrench is possibly bisexual (not confirmed!)

-Wrench has a kind of face disfigurement that possibly resulted from his very troubled childhood

-Despite being so eager to destroy stuff and break things and his goofy nature, Wrench is actually seriously intelligent

-Josh is “high-functioning autistic”, and he is a genius

-Josh is never treated differently because of his autism. He is 100% a part of the gang and is never made feel left out or different

-Marcus is a good bean and calms Josh down when he has a panic attack and is always looking out for him

-Miranda is a transgender woman who is also a congresswoman and a freaking badass

- The game deals with very real topics, including

      - Josh being deemed “unemployable” and “emotionally unstable” because of his autism

     - Gang wars all over Oakland, including human traffickers

     -The injustice of millionaires taking advantage of less well-off people

     - People being literally priced out of their houses in San Fran and Oakland so they have to leave, and millionaires get to move in/ buy the plots of land, etc

-Basically the story is awesome and the characters are so diverse and so important

-It deserves all the love in the world

[teen Eskel, Geralt, and Gweld riding horses and talking about monsters]

Eskel: Incubus

Geralt: I can never remember what the difference between an incubus and a succubus is so while I'm looking that up I need you to hold Roach’s reigns and lead. *lets go of reigns to grab notebook*

Eskel: *frantically grabs at Roach’s reigns while still trying to lead scorpion*

Gweld: An incubus grows down from the ceiling and a succubus grows up from the floor I think.

Geralt: *scribbles notes furiously*

anyone need serotonin?

(right before taking the inquisitor to halamshiral)

josephine: I want to hear those three little words.

inquisitor: I love you.

josephine: that’s sweet, but try again.

inquisitor: fine. I will behave.