My dump of thing where I put all of my aus, crack, headcanons, and random things that I will forget.
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be grass
freshly mowed lawn vs. white dog
Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.
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Nobody: what are you reading?
me: abandonment issues 😊
fish are sabotaging my romantic relationships with women
fish want me women divorce me
fish want me women divorce me
Do you ever have have metaphysical sex with someone and then their sister walks in
(shower thoughts✨✨✨✨)
Sharing is caring by celardor
svsss fics have the best starting lines
whether it’s poetic or not
(im rather fond of the more crackish ones)
They’re always amazing.
(the fic that inspired this post is ‘you’ve got to be kitten me!’ by tskmo on ao3)
(go read it)
I am person c.
Person A: What's your most controversial video game hot take?
Person B: The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space.
Person C: Mario is a woman and just really butch.
people will either relate to me for this, or hate me for this. or both!
i will start to get better, i will notify my friends of this so i can hang out with them when im feeling happy, but i dont know how to start a conversation, so i will scroll the internet for like a WEEK, find something funny, post it in the group chat and hide underneath my comforters until they text me back with only a charger, weter bettele and ice cream if it isnt summer, and back up weter bettleles.
nobody:....
Me to my fiends: yk when you just randomly say 'i like CAKE' out of nowhere to test the people around you????
My fiends: why are you testing people?????
me across several alternate timelines:
why are you NOT testing people???????? *offended noises*
bc it can sound more offensive than i am assessing their reactions to see if it is truly worth it to hang out with them, or more simply put, a survey *offended noises*
SO ANYWAYS i like cake u morons
if u give me 20 bucks rn ill go to dq rn and get us some icey cake
Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:
Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.
You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.
When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.
A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)
Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)
The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.
Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.
Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.
Coming into a fandom late
Fight Coven (2/?)
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Keep talking about Palestine. I don't care if you only have 3 followers. Keep talking. We must show that we care, we can't stay silent or neutral when there's a literal genocide happening. Just reblogging obviously won't solve this but it's one small step towards making people aware. Keep talking. Keep protesting.
yas
BISEXUALITY ATTRACTION
so many people asume that bisexuality works like this:
but it differs from person to person
for me it is more like this:
or some days this:
for some people it works like this:
or
it just depends on them and their feelings
some times people are more attracted to one gender rather than the other, that does not make them any less of a bisexual
if you dont reblog then please leave.
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Allure on earth headcanons!
She LOVES bubble tea. Like she like drink it all day if it wasn’t unhealthy.
She is very particular abt her mangoes, if it is not just peeled then it significantly lowers the taste to her.
Got addicted to many social media apps, and is now famous through TikTok/instagram
Gets confused bc altean tech can be so different from like phone and stuff so she had a hard time typing at first but got the hang of it rq afterward
HOSPITALS
Gets glasses at some point bc idk and got these blueish pink frames.
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PASS THIS ON.
The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.
"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
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like and reblog this if your account is a safe space for ppl who identify with xenogenders!!!!!
(also happy xenogender visibility day)
REBLOG
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️Happy Trans Visibility Day!!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Happy pride!
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!
pride polls: gender edition
put your pronouns in the tags!
reblog to support another genderqueer!
(you'll probaby get a happy pride msg if i see u reblogged)